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About Me

feisty, gemini, the youngest, animated, loud, blunt, direct, i look mean, dark, full flip - visayan, educated but retarded, very observant, people watcher, live on life - love my life, eat alot, more on quality than quantity but shoes-clothes-bags are both:), been told i'm a man's girl, not really prissy about my looks. i'd rather hike than go get facials or my nails done. i cuss alot. my family is my backbone. i love my friends and they love me back. i enjoy my job and in return i continue to grow and learn. i'm getting older and i'm proud of it. i live in the boonies and claim it. i've fallen in love and embraced it. i've been heartbroken and i nursed it and upgraded. i thank God for all i have. someone has loved me unconditionally so to sum it all up "I CAN DIE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE'. aka: [email protected] and [email protected]. there are some idiots on here that would put "ask me whatever" on their profile and when you do, they don't respond or think you're out for their nuts. mmm, am i being too gullible to think there are some DECENT human beings on myspace that are not on my friends list? be real fools,...just be fucken real. read my journals. you just might get a kick outta them and get to know the psychotic mind of jan-ass while you're at it. as a friend: got your back and if i can do it, consider it done- as the baby sister: a pain in the ass- as a girlfriend: a biatch if he upsets me, a sex fiend, loyal- as a daughter/cousin/niece/aunt: tell you how it is, thoughtful, the crazy and loud one- as a worker: get shieyt done but yet have fun doing it- for someone on the outside looking in: good luck hahhaahahaha. i do come with a "disclaimer" (as someone called it) : I AM WHO I AM, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. props to those who have and will try, bow down to he who will succeed (or i stay single forever - hahaha) also i am a HOSPICE VOLUNTEER:)
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My Interests

family, true and real friends, food, clothes, shoes (as of 7/13/07 i have 164 pairs) (i can only post 10 pics/slide wwaaaaaaa!), how could i forget my bags?, sunglasses and watches galore(I AM NOT MATERIALISTIC DAMNIT!hahahaha); dancing, making people laugh, church, travel, shrimp, ice cream, beaches, cottoncandy, the only beer i can drink - guinness:)~ love, life, bboiz/girlz, piercings (somehow being hurt turns me on), D&B (been to 8 different locations and counting), work(yes, i am deeply disturbed), alone time, walking, hikes (been up half-dome at yosemite and it was fucken awesome!), concerts, love live music...seen Bush with Goo Goo Dolls, Better than Ezra, Primitive Radio Gods, Counting Crows, Incubus, Maroon 5, Tears for Fears, Hall and Oates, JimmyEatWorld and Taking Back Sunday, Greenday, Download Fest 2006 (the killers, modest mouse, arcade fire, etc.), Death Cab for Cutie and Stars, Depeche Mode, and Sean Paul (thehehe), , She Wants Revenge, Queens of the Stone Age, Kanye, Yea Yea Yeahs, Bloc Party, Nelly, Big Tymers, Bedouin Soundclash, Slightly Stoopid, New York Dolls, AFI and My Chemical Romance, rock the bells 2007, there's nothing like live music and an enthused crowd. i want to see system of a down and a live UFC fight (preferably a title fight!)

I'd like to meet:

i'm in a relationship so i guess i'm not on here for cock. hahahaha uh, i like cool people, ones with enough drama to make it interesting but not TNT (cuz we know drama) material. people that enjoy life and simple things like nature. adaptable and funny. i enjoy choppin it up with streetwise people cuz they make more sense than those living from text. concert fanatics, traveling freaks, religious practioners and just plain ol good natured motherfuckers. The video below is a tribute to my father who came to the united states in 1929 at the age of 19 to make me who i am today. love you tatay. and to all our manongs and manangs that had to suffer so that we can have what we have now and have paved our way. bow down to you.

Music:

hiphop, R&B, slow jams, 80's rock, alternative, i got 5 on it , piano in the dark - brenda r., posession - sarah m., you - jesse powell, woman in chains - tears for fears, somebody - depeche mode, cupid - 112, counting blue cars - dishwalla, yellow - coldplay, silent lucidity - queensryche, mr. brightside - the killers.

Movies:

shawshank redemption, dolores claibourne, young sherlock holmes, underworld, blade series, edward scissorhands, the rock, anything tim burton....he's twisted, i love that. frequency, chances are.....

Television:

a lot of direct.........
"Dexter Morgan is a blood spatter pattern analyst for the Miami police department. He..s also a sociopath--completely incapable of normal human emotions--and a serial killer. His adoptive father, a retired policeman, recognized Dexter..s tendencies early on, and encouraged him to channel them into something more socially productive: i.e., killing bad guys like pedophiles. Now someone is murdering prostitutes, and disposing of the bodies in a manner remarkably similar to Dexter..s MO. The killer seems to be sending a message aimed directly at Dexter. But no one but Dexter is capable of interpreting that message, least of all Dexter..s sister Deb, a cop assigned to the case who..s totally unaware of Dexter..s extracurricular activities. Dexter must make a choice: should he help Deb make an arrest...or should he help the killer whose work he so admires?"

Books:

i like to read about mystery and the macabre, stephen king, anne rice, robert ludlum, sidney sheldon. FYI: the book is wwaaayyyy better than the film. i watch the flick b4 i read the book. just a preference. fuck, i need to read more.

Heroes:

my family; my friends; my loves; my elemetary, highschool and college teachers/professors. ok ok ok......tera patrick HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

My Blog

hungry

UPDATE: -we are having a girl....FRANCHESCA LOUISA (did i spell this right?) aka LULU, we already have a LALA. -i met my craigslist friend in person one day when i was roaming the streets of san franc...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:35:00 PST

yup

been 2 years since jt and i been "together". went to see ziggy last night at the mountain winery in saratoga. had dinner at the chateau patio. was actually good food. the creme brulee sucked tho and y...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:25:00 PST

my demise

the playboy channel. i have not masturbated in a year and 8 months until lastnight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. fucken ey. why'd they have to show fucken chains and whips and a trapeze, piercings, big juicy, f...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

significant

there have been some of those people in my life. the ones that have first of all, accepted me and those who have seen the potential and helped me get to where i am. of course there's family. that's a ...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:21:00 PST

Fr. Rich

In reference to an article on the front page of today's San Fransisco Chronicle. I wrote the columnist back: Hello. I live in Watsonville and work in Aptos but, my boyfriend lives in Oa...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST

33

no difference really. hahaha, now i am so anti-marriage and anti-child. but of course that might change. what the fuck get married for? wwwaaa! kids just stretch out your king-king or leave you a...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

yay!

my birthday is coming up, yay! mmm, my first bday gift are my first ugg boots that sister jo had to order from some store in wisconsin or some shieyt like that cuz it's sold out...it has uggs wri...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

today

i took my chest piercing off.......i am in san diego just out of the shower and it is gone:( i wanted to buy new jewelry for it, so booger and i went to pacific beach and walked into a piercing and ta...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

the march

we got to the concert and they were already on....we took bart. that was fun. but anyway, they were on as THE BLACK PARADE, and doing their thing singing most of what's on that album. they leave with ...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

she tagged me so i gotta........

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 wierd or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. at the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chos...
Posted by JAN-ASS on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST