I am old, grumpy and smelly.
I have traveled far and wide.
I have this crazy eye thats all goooooglie.
I really, really HATE my tail thats why its all crunchy looking and bald.
I take prozac for my obsessive complusive disorder.
I have a younger brother that i like to lick ALOT.
I hate when people touch my feet.
If I am happy I growl.
I really like my black Kong.
