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batman, optimus prime, bill clinton, johnny depp, jenna jameson, bo mcmillin, jessica beil, angela gossow, ryan howard, donovan mcnabb, vince papoli, steve carlton and zakk wylde
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason Rodeback
Birthday: Sept 24, 1979
Birthplace: Portmouth Naval Base, VA
Current Location: my house
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: GERMAN BITCH
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: myself
Your Fears: spiders, clowns, old people and anything not lesbain
Your Perfect Pizza: ham, pepperoni, and feta cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE PLANET
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: you fuckers
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: the space between my sack and my crack
Your Bedtime: huh? whats that?
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember that, thats why its a "missed memory"
Pepsi or Coke: tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: single with a group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROUGH ME TO THE LESBAINS!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: SHIT!! I can't choose
Do you Smoke: I would stick my dick in a light socket and flip up the on switch
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!!! shit fuck cock martha stewart
Do you Sing: only when I am taking a dump
Do you Shower Daily: when convient
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I spentr 12 YEARS trying to get out of school, why in the name of martha stewarts vagina would I want to go back?!?
Do you want to get Married: sure, why not, it could be like my second job
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Only around the penis
Are you a Health Freak: I eat at taco bell, what the fuck do you think
Do you get along with your Parents: If they give me money, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: they make me horny
Do you play an Instrument: the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES SIR RE BOB
In the past month have you Smoked: refer to "do you smoke?"
In the past month have you been on Drugs: refer to "do you smoke?"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes and I bother ever one there...twice
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: sadly no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I broke up with my girlfriend like two years ago
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my dreams
In the past month have you been Dumped: lol...like a chick would even touch me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: do showers count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only my own heart ever time I look in the mirror
Ever been Drunk: look who your asking
Ever been called a Tease: why yes I have
Ever been Beaten up: define "beat up
Ever Shoplifted: nope...shops are to heavy
How do you want to Die: by sexual overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: german
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: yes
Height: about------this tall
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many
Number of CDs I own: 72
Number of Piercings: two...one in each ear
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only my mother

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You are Batman

Batman 80%
Hulk 75%
Superman 70%
Iron Man 70%
Spider-Man 60%
The Flash 60%
Robin 59%
Green Lantern 55%
Wonder Woman 52%
Supergirl 52%
Catwoman 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
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The Joker 81%
Magneto 80%
Two-Face 80%
Dr. Doom 78%
Apocalypse 77%
Dark Phoenix 72%
Mr. Freeze 71%
Lex Luthor 70%
Green Goblin 64%
Catwoman 59%
Venom 58%
Riddler 57%
Juggernaut 56%
Poison Ivy 53%
Kingpin 47%
Mystique 24% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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