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ashes and glory

my life is a practice in inadequacy

About Me

http://s7.gladiatus.com/game/c.php?uid=57121 ---PLEASE, click this link, it'll help me out in an online game. I'm the guy you can depend on in times of need. i'm the shoulder to cry on and i'm the extra set of fists when things get messy... my friends are all i care about in the world, so please, don't add me just to make your list bigger. i live in a little backwoods town in northern california and i wouldn't have it any other way. the lake is a 15 minute drive away and the mountains aren't far beyond that. it's beautiful here. i love camping and pretty much anything else outdoorsy. i won't lie, i smoke a fair amount of reefer and i don't intend to change that. if you're in nor-cal and wanna smoke out, drop me a line on here and we'll see what happens...

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My Interests

i'm gonna get right down to business and say yeah...i'm all kinds of interested in smokin the reefer.that's my main interest... watching people is always fun, but sometimes depressing. i enjoy mud snorkeling and naked skydiving. oh, and i like keeping my friends list down because i really have no room in my life for "commercial break buddies" (those people who only acknowledge your existence when they're not occupied with their own)

I'd like to meet:


Behold Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you?? someone who completes me... like the stay-puff marshmallow man or a ninja turtle... anyone who ever watched an episode of the Ghostbusters cartoon...maybe a couple people who have been to star trek conventions, because i like to keep it interesting. pretty much, if you think of yourself as easygoing, hit me up. it'd be a good experience all around

Music:

childrem of bodom, eve6, cky, damageplan, atreyu, breaking benjamin, MxPx (bitches), twizted, icp, JOHNNY CASH, NIRVANA (Kurt, you are missed) Green day, Operation Ivy, Goldfinger, Silverchair.... man i had some good times listening to silverchair , like the time scotty face-dove into the blackberry bush after his lighter (ahh memories) CHUUM IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER!!! WE LOVE YOU FATT MAT!!!

Movies:

damn... anything marvel, because superheroes are saving hollywood in an era of stale boring cinema. even people who never read a comic book in their life can watch Blade or X-Men and be thoroughly entertained... Donnie Darko, Memento, The Way of the Gun, Ocean's 11 and 12 and 13 now, 3000 Miles to Graceland, and the greatest movie i've ever seen in my life... The Last Samurai. (i'll seriously watch it 2 or 3 times on a day i decide to watch it, just because i can't get enough) the Fifth Element, The Sixth Day (that little known Swarzeneger flick) The X-Files Movie, Titan A.E. The Matrix series (but who doesn't think NEO is a badass) Underworld-my personal favorite vampire movie since Bram Stoker's Dracula, any original Superman movie starring Christopher Reeves, and the second best movie of all time (just remembered the title) Cannibal the Musical, if you haven't seen it, go buy it right now. i'm serious, drop everything you're doing and go get the movie so you can watch it and tell me how much you liked it... beware the ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Television:

THE X-Files is the greatest television series ever. if you disagree, i'll use my patented face-slay 4000 on you, and that is NEVER a pleasant experience... any original series on sci-fi just because they're cheesy.... Angel AND Buffy...i even watched charmed from time to time...hey i still have my face-slay if you wanna start laughing asshole :|

Books:

anything Dean Koontz or Stephen King. the Dark Tower series by King was incredible. you should all read it. john grisham never fails to captivate in just a few short sentences. i also read fantasy i.e. Terry Brooks(running with the demon series), Terry Goodkind(sword of truth series), and Robert Jordan(the wheel of time series) i once had the complete works of Edgar Allen Poe and Mark Twain, but the house burned down... Michael Morecock wrote the amazing Elric Saga, if you know a place online i can order the elric saga, post me and let me know (and yes, morecock is his real name) update:i got the elrriic saga finally. cost me almost 80 bucks for both books (20 years out of print,hard to find)

Heroes:

Elvis, because he's the father of rock.....Kenneth, for being cooler than ice cold(bitches)..... Jean-Claude Van-Damm for having the coolest name..... Michael Keaton, bcause he was the first batman (but now i'm batman, bwahahahahaha) *ahem*ok, time for a hero above the rest... and people are probably going to laugh a bit. Christopher Reeves... the man lost all feeling below the neck and was told he'd never get it back... so what did he do? he started fighting to prove that he could make himself better, and was actually making progress until his death... he was a shining example of the power of the human spirit to overcome.... superman, we miss you

My Blog

"this is where you fall down"

when it comes right down to it, the abyss waits for all of us. the question we all have to ask ourselves is how we're going to get there...are we going to slide slowly into oblivion while the world f...
Posted by ashes and glory on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:50:00 PST

that which is unattainable

we all have a wish that refuses to be granted... we all have a dream that we can't help waking from... no matter what, the thing we desire most always seems to elude us. have you ever wanted somethin...
Posted by ashes and glory on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST

ALCOHOL!!!

i write this here because i know nobody is going to read my bulletin... people would rather continue with the mudane aspects of life than be confronted with the hard truths that life puts before us......
Posted by ashes and glory on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:20:00 PST

why it's circling the drain

people see it happen every day... a friend dies driving drunk, an uncle is shot for owing the wrong person money, people pouring their lives and money away gambling only to lose it big someday. then s...
Posted by ashes and glory on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 03:58:00 PST

random bullshit

well, i'm still getting used to this myspace thing, but i'm gettin the hang of it. soon i'll be myspacing with the bestofem...(rawk on!!!) i need something to do next weekend... people who know me or ...
Posted by ashes and glory on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 04:35:00 PST

so this is a blog huh...

well, it's definitely bloggy, i mean, if anything is bloggy it's this right? (myspace is a dirty whore )and yeah, since this is my first blog and i am now OFF WORK, i think i'll stop here peace and st...
Posted by ashes and glory on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 04:14:00 PST