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Kaiser Bill's Batman

bonefinch

About Me

I have a really big ego which I tend to deprecate violently.

My Interests

That cheese with apricots in it.

I'd like to meet:

The truth is subjective

People are the truth

Therefore people are subjective, and whether I actually meet any or not in the first place is simply a matter of opinion.

Music:


The Antarcticans - "The Ghost of Trees and the Erase of Man"The Antarcticans - "The Ghost of Trees and the Erase of Man" from Thomas Cabela on Vimeo .

Movies:

Henry Kissinger: Man on the Go

Television:

The Office
Mr. Show
The Simpsons
30 Rock
I like watching nature/science-related programs on PBS. Mythbusters is also incredibly awesome.

Books:

1984
Catch-22
Animal Farm
Everything is Illuminated
The Grapes of Wrath
East of Eden
etc.

Heroes:

I had a few, but I have been informed that heroes are bad for you.

My Blog

Im boycotting Virgin Records

I know it must seem like an awfully childish thing to do - boycotting things, that is. But there are times when a powerful organization or corporation that we come to depend on, or at least exchange m...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:23:00 PST

Six lives left

I look forward to a day where I am mute.Nothin’ against talkin’, but it ain’t much for bein’ able to concentrate.I look forward to a day where I have no food.Nothin’ agai...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST

Coachella 2007 - the 2007 Coachella awards and why this is my favorite thing ever.

     The weeks previous to this much anticipated musical event were spent bothering my friends and colleagues with the precise number of days, hours and minutes leading up to it. O...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

The Shitlist (updated now and then)

Every now and then you might notice me remarking that someone has just been added to my shitlist. I just realized that, since nobody has any time/desire to keep track, there's an obligation I have as ...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

Duet for Two Loons

The subject is pretty self-explanatory Guy: Introduced worlds we tried not to findTwo star-crossed wierdos who'd both lost their mindsNeither of us had any sanity leftWhich explains why I thought you ...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

SUPER HAPPY FUN LYRICS GAME!

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.Step 2: Post a line from the first 20 songs that play, not matter how embarassing.Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.Step 5: Look...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Christmas Wish List (why?)

Hey folks. In case you haven't noticed, I stopped being original recently, so I'm going to put up my Christmas "wishlist" up. Basically, for those of you unable to read a word if it's actually two wor...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST

For those of you who have ever...

For those of you who have ever: 1) Hung out in the keyboards section of Guitar Center, with that expensive workstation and/or drum machine you don't know how to use very well (or is easy enough for a ...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST

A poem for everyone beating the heat (or beat by the heat)

A breeze of air homogenatedthrough a fan - cold, concentratedand the sweetest air of nature's berthis crashing down to fry the earth!On rooftops beaming, killing flies!The twisted bitch lies in the sk...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:48:00 PST

How (and why) to laugh at everything.

This is so awesome. This was forwarded to me by my mom, who recieved it from a friend of ours. You have probably read this, but if not, I urge that you do. If you have, then read again! Here goes: How...
Posted by Kaiser Bill's Batman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST