How To Make A Woman Happy!!! |
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST |
57 Things Video Games Have Taught Us |
57 Things Video Games Have Taught UsWho says video games can't teach you anything useful? The Fecal Jesus names 57 bits of wisdom that anyone can pick up simply from playing video games. by The Fecal...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:41:00 PST |
Raise |
Penis RasieI, the penis, herby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor * I work at great depths * I am always u...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 06:41:00 PST |
VIN DIESEL |
VIN DIESELI got this from a friend who got this from a friend who's friend got it from someone who used to be a friend but died at the hands of the mighty VIN DIESEL!!! And yes this is a rip-off of ch...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST |
How To Annoy People |
How To Annoy People 1. Pay tolls with $100 bills 2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot 3. Eat produce at ...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:52:00 PST |
$500 |
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it u...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 08:58:00 PST |
Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but ...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST |
The Vagina |
The Vagina, And All The Mysteries That Entails Gentlemen, few things have mystified men as much as the vagina. You hear words like clitoris, vulva, g-spotpelvic inflammatory disease. Guys, BDF is ...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 04:50:00 PST |
Study |
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the r...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:40:00 PST |
Beer For Geeks |
Beer for Geeks --> --> -->[if gte vml 1]> -->[endif]--> DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read th...
Posted by Love ME Sexy on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:39:00 PST |
