little tiny infant baby jesus

About Me

i'm Ibsen.. simple. I eat steady diets of gov't cheese and I do chest one day thighs the next. it may bore you ... but its my life. I have a throat beard which connects my chest and head together.. picture no neck. I do a regular routine of kegels in my car on my long commute home, and i have the most fit undercarriage you've ever seen. seriously.. feel it. Layout by NetNax

My Interests

picking up stupid catch phrases and constantly saying them... talking real loud on my cell phone .... sucking in my gut...

I'd like to meet:

i wanted to meet my little girl Skylar (she is now 2) and my new baby on the way (its a boy) i am so devoted to them and my baby mama Beckers... I can't believe all the people on here that i forgot about... i miss all of you even if we didn't hang that much.. because now i don't get to hang at all. I wish i would have appreciated all of you when I had the chance.... it is fuckin cool to see everyone and read all that they have seen and done..

Movies:

Tits Mcghee (its a classic)

Television:

this is one of my best buddies
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Books:

How to nail your Buddies Sister, Sit and Stay Fit,

Heroes:

i play mariokart at work... still.. and i'm fuckin good...