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I'm a humor writer and feminist activist in Gainesville, FL. Most of my day is spent figuring out the best way to make fun of stuff, or else cleaning up the spaghetti sauce I spilled on my shirt. I'm on myspace because my brother and sister pressured me into it (I don't have a very strong will against peer pressure--despite the fact that in 6th grade I won the D.A.R.E. essay contest)

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An Ode to Leaving Well Enough Alone

"...The problem is, once you get me in a room with tools and a bucket of joint compound, I start to get ideas. Ideas that far outstrip my abilities." http://www.stephaniesays.net 
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:42:00 GMT

Things I kind of wish would go away

Things I kind of wish would go away: 1. Twitter.2. Greeting cards with sound in them. 3. Healthcare bills (the kind I have to pay)Things Id like to see more of: Stuff like this:  Read the rest at ww...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:42:00 GMT

Adoption comment hall of fame

This week I review some of my not-so-favorite responses to "We're adopting!"Including such all-time favorites as:1. Russia? But there are so many American kids who need good homes!2. Maybe now that yo...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:32:00 GMT

Steph the Trekkie(er?)

Ill be honest, I have only a vague idea what the difference is, and only sort of care. You could say I dip my toe in the pool of sci-fi nerdom. I know what a Ponfar is and have used that word in a se...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 08:03:00 GMT

Bundles of Joy

Were really doing it, were going to adopt a baby. Were very excited. I should warn you not to hold your breath at this point (it wouldnt be advisable at any point actually) but especially now sinc...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 08:24:00 GMT

Parachutes and Shattered Glass

I jumped out of a plane again.This time, as I was hurtling towards earth at 120mph, three bored kids threw a rock through my car window, thus performing not only an act of vandalism, but the ULTIMATE ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:20:00 GMT

Again with the primates

Okay, I know I've posted before about fake baby primates, and I'm guessing I will continue to do so as long as such a thing is for sale. I found this ad for "Little Umi" in the Sunday circular. I pull...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 09:02:00 GMT

Small Annoyances and Minor Questions of Etiquette

Including:1. Waiting at Red Lights2. Crosswalk and Bathroom Stall Protocol3. Greetings and Goodbyes in America  Read them atwww.stephaniesays.net  
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:08:00 GMT

Reason why Steph is a dumbass #4,567

Feeling bad about yourself? Read about what a dumbass I am! You'll feel like a Mensa member by the time you're through. www.stephaniesays.net 
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:16:00 GMT

Best in Show

Last night I was watching the American Kennel Clubs dog show. I dont know if youve ever seen a dog show, or its Christopher Guest docu-parody Best in Show, but let me tell you they are quite enter...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:25:00 GMT