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JOSEPH SMYPH

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About Me

Well let me start this off by saying that I am sexy. This site is for ANYTHING WE WANT! Send in music and we will review it for you. We give the best advice evaaar (Dr. Phil come to us for advice... don't believe? Ask him. No, don't ask him. Uh, just take our word on that one?) We will give you links to cool sites. You will give us links to cool sites. We will support Ron Paul for president. We will listen to why you don't like anything we like. All in all, Joseph Smyth is the greatest EVAAAAAR! P.S. We really like Gunther.
Joseph Smyph is:
Andrew J. Smith - Rants, Reviews (hard rock-metal-movies), Advice, Politics
Grant J. Smyth - Rants, Reviews (all things indie/hippie/good/bad/movies), Advice, and being very bad at spelling/grammar
Peter Coleman Jr. - Rants, Reviews (all things metal or strange- Movies), Advice, good musical instrument/accessory hook up
Kayleen Chugg - A cynical bit of estrogen with advice/opinions on anything, regardless of whether or not i know what the hell i'm talking about
AND anyone who would like to submit editorial articles on any subject matter! So that means ... YOU!
My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!
Background Artist:
Melody Hay

My Interests

Dance Fighting at da clubs. No one wins against Joseph Smyph. Dance fighting just makes me feel alive. It was created by God so it must be good for you!

I'd like to meet:

Fat girls. HA OK thats not true at all. I don't want to meet fat girls.Ron Paul,Steve Nash,Tegan and Sara, and1/2 of Ace of Base (I won't tell you which half just to keep you guessing)

Music:

Gunther and Music that no ONE LISTENS TO ... My music. For me. Made from sticks and paperclips. Sexy sex music that makes you go "ooooooh oh oh aaaaaaah aaaaaah ah ah ah ah hot hot hot baaaaaaa maaaaa mer mer dersa dersa baaaaaaaaa"

Movies:

Have you seen Edward Penis Hands? It's the only movie I own.

Television:

I make my own TV shows and watch those. Your little minds have never even dreamt about TV shows such as Gregs Place. Have you been to Gregs Place?

Books:

Gunther's Autobiography. My Autobiography (such a good book. I read it all the time)

Heroes:

Gunther

My Blog

The Birth of a Nation

I'm sure you've heard of that classic 1915 movie called Birth of a Nation. But how many people have really seen it? I just watched it, not because i support the KKK, but mostly because i don't have a ...
Posted by JOSEPH SMYPH on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:18:00 PST

Tonights topic... Televisiono!!!!

We will eventually get to reviewing each of these shows but my evening blog time is limited......My Favorite TV shows as of December 2007(kind of in order).1. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT/     ...
Posted by JOSEPH SMYPH on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:27:00 PST

Top Five albums of 2007

Music that not necessarily came out this year but still took over my ears for most of it! 5) Kay Kay and His Weathered Underground - Live at The Pretty Parlor DVD/CD Kay Kay gives you every thing that...
Posted by JOSEPH SMYPH on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:34:00 PST