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Sarah

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just glad that they let me out. Duct tape chaffs me so. You need to create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor right now! go! shoo! !

My Interests

Zombies, two headed babies, jello and lots of blood. Just like any red-blooded american girl. With tits...Did I mention I have tits? Yup. Got 'em. Honest.

I'd like to meet:

My doppleganger. Maybe yours.And my personal goal is to meet this man, completely displease him sexually, emotionally, and intellectually, then have him kick me to the curb in pure disgust. I'm just a girl with a dream in her twisted little heart.

Music:

...c'mon. I mean if I say "everything" then I'd be boring and if I make a long ass list then I'd be a music geek like John...

Movies:

... I work in a movie store. But lately? Slither makes me laugh until popcorn shoots outa my nostrils. Every version of King Kong makes me feel like someone skull fucked my snoopy doll then didn't call, didn't write. Silent Hill...well, you know it's kinda like when I'm masturbating and I'm bound and determinded to JUST GET IT OVER WITH FOR GOD'S SAKE no matter how boring the porn collection has become and I'm straining so completely that the cords on my neck are standing out and when I finally do cum it's a weak and pathetic surge that certainly isn't enough to write home about, if you know what I mean...if you're from that kind of family. Which I'm not so get it outta yer head. What were we talking about? Oh - Silent Hill was almost really cool but stopped right before the really part. And Cannibal The Musical is still to this day my all time favorite Christmas flick.

Television:

I don't watch T.V. but if I did I'd like Adult Swim. A lot. And there's this Britt. show (now off the air but you can get the dvds online) called "Spaced" that everyone with eyes should see.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk's the man. THE man.

Heroes:

Cindy Lauper rocks my poor pathetic soul as does Ray Harryhausen (@http://www.rayharryhausen.com/), Annie Lennox, Buster Keaton, my mom, and Peter Gabriel.

My Blog

WGA Strike (James Gunn’s re-posted blog)

"I'm on strike! As a member of the Writers Guild of America, I have been on strike since 12 am last night.   The only reason for the strike  and don't believe anything to the contrary  is that ...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:13:00 PST

Hostel part II : nummy badness

i'm not sorry i missed it in the theater; they fuck you in the theater. they'd fuck your mother in the theater....but i digress...i'm not sorry, but i sure as hell am glad i watched it last night. for...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:34:00 PST

fuck documentaries right in the goat ear

No, seriously, I'm sick and tired of 'em. If I wanted to feel hopeless, furious and confused I'd start dating again. I hate this feeling. THIS is why I stay in my own (somewhat) quiet, blind little ...
Posted by Sarah on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:14:00 PST

Can you believe in Vampires but not Werewolves?

Seriously, allow me to get this out of my system 'cause before I started thinking about this subject I was all ready to blog about how hard Alan Rickman's voice makes me and I'd like to get back to th...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:30:00 PST

Can you repost someone else's blog and get away with it?

From the bowels of James Gun's bowels...50 WAYS TO CALL SOMEONE A COCKSUCKER IN A COMPLIMENT By James Gunn 1.      You are the best cocksucker in the world.   2. &...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:02:00 PST

I'VE GOT IT!

Puppets.   I mean, I'm not going to narrow it to just puppets, but that's my new-ish direction. And oh my god do you have any idea how much information can be had on the subject online...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

The Girl Who Loved Henry Rollins

  It's a terrible thing when you realise that your modern day idols, your pop culture achetypes, are all too human. Take that whole Hunter S. Thompson thing, for example. Not that it wa...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

Blood and Chocolate

Just watched it. Unfortunately the coolness is lost on the current me; ten, fifteen, twenty years ago it would've given me a huge gothic hard on but now a days I'm too freken jaded to do anything...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:26:00 PST

Nathan Fillion: v. 2.0

I'm over it. No, really, I'm much better now. Why the hell should I care about some actor and his issues with his new-found celebrity? I guess the question really isn't that so much as this : Where ar...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

Drew, you bastard!

I don't even know how to put all this in words. I'm so angrysadguiltridden and generally fucked up I don't know where to go from here. This is what I can't say at your funeral: I'm sorry I couldn't be...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST