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THE BEST KEPT SECRET

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TRUE FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE MY GREATEST ASSESTS. STILL BARTENDING IN VISALIA. TRYING TO CHANGE LIVES ONE DRINK AT A TIME LOL. SO HIT ME UPU.S. MARINES!!!!Marines come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible.A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Marines are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack.A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or a woman he can count on.Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds.You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, missing chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented, spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry..... And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked.Repost if you are a Marine, or support them

My Interests

SURFING/SNOWBOARDING/WRESTLING/COOKING/MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH/DRINKING/SOCIALIZING/MEETING NEW PEOPLE/DRIVING/BEING THE SOBER DRIVER/VOLUNTEERING/FEEDING THE HOMELESS/AND MANY OTHER THINGS/marquee

I'd like to meet:


Music:

ANYTHING WITH A MEANING TO IT. DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GENRE IT IS...AS LONG AS IT ACTUALLY HAS A MEANING IN THE LYRICS I'LL LISTEN TO IT...I CAN'T STAND DUMB CLUB SONGS THAT HAVE NO PURPOSE...

Movies:

ELF/OLD SCHOOL/ANCHORMAN/SUPER TROOPERS/AND MANY OTHERS...PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING WITH WILL FARRELL

Television:

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My Blog

WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL ALONE...READ THIS...

Think about this... You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way....
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A DIFFERENT BREED OF MAN

Marines are about the most peculiar breed of human beings I have ever witnessed. They treat their service as if it was some kind of cult, plastering their emblem on almost everything they own, making ...
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another good song!

Artist: Taking Back Sunday Album: Tell All Your Friends Title: Timberwolves At New Jersey Get up, get up Come on, come on, lets go Theres just a few things I think that you should know ...
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER!!!


Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sam's crazy night ended with someone in jail...

for more info...hit me up. sam
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah!!!

its my birthday!!! happy birthday to me!!! where's my presents? hmph! :-( sam
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 can be just as lonely as 1...its the saddest number since the number 1.

so yeah...2 more days till my bday! i so can't wait. just thought i'd tell ya all. have a great day. sam
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yay horray!!!

hey everybody! the countdown is finally at 5 days!!! i can't wait. just thought i'd let you all know...i'll be in seattle bar hopping...so if you'd like to meet up for a shot..just let me know. i'll b...
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crazy Sex Acts!!!

Top 10 Freaky Sex Acts Top 10 FREAK Sexual Positions : 1) THE TEABAGGING - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and...
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh yeah!!!

13 more days! i so can't wait. i'm still trying to figure out exactly where i'm going for my bday... any suggestions for seattle? sam
Posted by THE BEST KEPT SECRET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST