Understanding Chinese |
Chinese Phrase: English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized... Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:08:00 GMT |
Some of my favorite jokes |
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The d... Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:03:00 GMT |
It's funny so laugh |
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
You're just jealous because the voices are... Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 16:14:00 GMT |
News |
The biggest news in my life currently is the building of my house. I will have pictures of it soon. It will be completed sometime in April. The close date is April 25 but I'm hoping it will be s... Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 23:33:00 GMT |
I'm working on it |
I'm working on getting something up. I'll get this done when I have some down time but until then I hope ya'll doin well.
God bless
H~ Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 23:18:00 GMT |