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About Me

I'd be a much happier person if most other people weren't so profoundly terrible.

My Interests

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.,;'"!? and all the shit you do with those.

I'd like to meet:

Nope.

Music:

The sweet sound of your tears when you realize your musical taste will never equal mine.

Movies:

Whatever is in the mail.

Television:

The Discovery Channel. No, really.

Books:

Please.

Heroes:

This is the one no one reads.

My Blog

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Posted by Derek the Madden on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST