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About Me

HEYY.. hey guys welcome to my myspace... My names Craig.. im 15.. as u know im pretty short for my age but its not a problem most of the time lol... im also single so any gurls interested u can just messege me.. neways.. i have brown hair and i have bangen eyes they r hazle green lol..and i play hockey for the woonsocket high skewl team.. GO NOVANS.. i also have a little brother and a dawg nammed gizmo... well if you want to talk you can just IM me on pimpinlilgizmo77 or Novanshockey14.

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Name: craig
Birthday: march 10
Birthplace: woon
Current Location: woon
Eye Color: hazel green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 4'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: umm dont feel like typin it
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike
Your Weakness: bein short
Your Fears: lightning and bugs haha
Your Perfect Pizza: x x cheeze
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass 9th gr
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: i wanna go bak ta bed
Your Best Physical Feature: hair
Your Bedtime: 9 on skewl nights
Your Most Missed Memory: kindergarden
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: dont matta
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: none
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: depends
Do you Sing: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: not rly
Do you want to go to College: yera
Do you want to get Married: not rly
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: yea
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: there ok
Do you play an Instrument: nahhh
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: second hand
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwwwwwwww no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes by my dad
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefuly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pro hockey
What country would you most like to Visit: canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: durrrtey blonde
Short or Long Hair: mediam
Height: same height... only cuhz im short
Weight: bout me
Best Clothing Style: idc juss not nerdy
Number of Drugs I have taken: only medicine
Number of CDs I own: alottttttt
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not shure.. not alot
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My Interests

my interests are to go to colledge and play hockey there. i would like to go to boston colledge. thats the best colledge ever.i would also like to play in the national hockey leage. i would want to go to colledge for architecture. design houses because they make a lot of money and its kool.

I'd like to meet:

YO MAMA JOKES BELOW HAVE FUN!!!!!!----Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! ----Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! ----Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. ----Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! ----Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. ----Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.----Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. ----Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! ----Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. ----Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! ----Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.----Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! ----Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! ----Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. ----Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls -to keep from eating her fingers. ----Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." ----Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." ----Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. ----Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras ----Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her ----Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. ----Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" ----Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. ----Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. ----Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. ----Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! ----Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! ----Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! ----Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! ----Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life ----Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away. ----Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. ----Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he ----doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. ----Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... ----Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. ----Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! ----Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! ----Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. ----Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. ----Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! ------------OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH i bet u all cant beet that.

Music:

the music i listen to is rock and my favorite bands are metallica,disturbed,godsmack,linkinpark,three days grace,greenday,10 years,simple plan, and good charlotte.(want a music video? just visit www...! ! ! ! !)

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Movies:

the movies i like are comedies and sports movies. my favorite movie ever is miracle which is about the 1980 olympic hockey team.
S Sensitive
H Handy
A Astonishing
W Wild
T Trustworthy
Y Young
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Television:

for television i watch some cartoons like loony tunes and nickelodeon. i also watch the OCC and junkyard wars. i watch the HBO all day. then on sunday nights i watch MTV to see my favorite shows like viva la bam, punk'd, pimp my ride, and the andy milonockis show.

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Books:

i have no favorite books because i HATE readin!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

my only hero is my dad because he saved my life when i was lil. i was chokin on a hard lifesaver and could not breath. then my dad came over and did CPR and i coughed it out. my mom did nuttin but stand there and watch me choke. if my dad wasnt there i could be dead.