Trannies are the real marines pt. II |
--I power walked towards them like my mom used to do at malls in the 80's, minus the hand weights and pink visor. I was the only actual male in attendance not wearing stilettos. Rule one of tranny met...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:34:00 GMT |
Trannies are the real marines pt. I |
I know I said fighting is gay before and it is. I love violence, but fights rarely turn violent. Two drunkards in a teddy ruxpin hug on the concrete is as tough city as bedazzling your jeans. Look my ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:52:00 GMT |
Call my rep, bitch |
If I didn't see a psychiatrist I wouldn't stand a chance in hell. My meds are my special babies. I can sleep, eat, focus, even calm the fuck down with those little tigers flying through my head chemic...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:09:00 GMT |
Im even gay in my dreams |
I throw off a mixed signal to others about my degree of throbbing homosexuality. For starters, I'm so pale that I have the appearance of a wispy delicate flower, perhaps a petite dandelion or even a r...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:57:00 GMT |
Someone sucks at being Sean Penn |
F - I - G - H - T Man does fighting start out like a good idea and then ends up being refuckingtarded. Whether I'm fighting, watching a fight or thinking about fighting, it never results in the...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:09:00 GMT |
Strippers love cocaine and money (and cocaine) |
We all love strippers. They're adorable, the way kittens are adorable when they bat at balls of yarn. My girlfriend wants to get fake tits, a move I am supporting more than any presidential can...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:40:00 GMT |
AIDS and more AIDS |
I was talking to my friend Dan the other day and he mentioned how he was fucking this girl one time and her boyfriend walked in. Dan was piss drunk and they started fighting and the guy tried t...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:37:00 GMT |
All lesbians are liars |
So the mutual lesbian friend that I want my girlfriend to marry and have amazingly gnarled sex with is moving to L.A. soon. She's an amazon woman at 6' 0 with long blonde hair and arms like Lin...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:52:00 GMT |
My girlfriend hates me |
Has anyone gone shopping for food lately? Wow does it suck shit. White people will pay anything for organic pears. Especially me, being a total gay granola vegan raw food retard. I will pay any...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:53:00 GMT |
I love this cock |
Okay, so here's what happened- My girlfriend goes to see the Cure, and I'm all whatevs, I'll listen to them every three months and I'm good. They didn't Change My Life Forever. So like ev...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:54:00 GMT |
