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Jessica

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About Me

Since people ask where I went to college for my Massage Therapist education, and MySpace hasn't added it to the list yet, I'll put it here. I went to East West College of the Healing Arts in Portland from 2000 to 2001 and graduated in 2001. I passed my licensing exams April 2001. Yay!
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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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My Interests

playing with my dog, creating art, playing bass/making music, dancing, water-related sports (bodysurfing, swimming, wakeboarding, etc., and I really want to learn to surf and kite-board!), snowboarding (even though I suck), football, raquetball, pool, etc., etc., etc.

I'd like to meet:

Robin Williams, funny people, smart people, romantic people, local bands that kick ass, and anybody I find interesting and/or entertaining who also enjoys my company and isn't put off by my sense of humor and tendency to be open and honest.

Music:

Pretty much everything, but especially rock (alternative, hard, metal, classic, punk, etc.), also some pop, hip hop, country, rap, blah, blah, blah, you get the idea. Stuff that moves me or makes me want to move. Favs are Tool, Dave Matthews Band, Live, and System of a Down.Oakenfold Videos | Video Codes | Minneapolis Homes

Movies:

top 4: comedies, animated, action and sci fi. "Who wants a mustache ride?"

Television:

most Adult Swim shows and a list of animated shows too long to bother typing, some stuff on Comedy Central and Animal planet, History channel, Discovery...
You are GIR. You are... completely insane... and,
quite possibly, the most lovable creature in
the universe. Whether you're screaming and
running into things, making soap with bacon,
watching mindless television programs, or
devouring everything in sight, there's no
question about it--you are filthy with
cuteness... like a baby... except... metal.

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Books:

The Bible, Mercedes Lackey, Tolkein, Anne McCafferey, Rowling, C. S. Lewis books, and some other authors in the sci-fi/fantasy, comedy, and fiction categories.Take the quiz:
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.

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Heroes:

Jesus, my Mom, my Grandparents, and my family, friends, and all Americans who serve and protect our country.

My Blog

Big Rocks First!

A college professor teaching a course on time management set a large jar on his desk and filled it with big rocks. He asked his students, "Is the jar full?" They said yes. Then he poured a bag of smal...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

An Old Farmer's Advice

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably fa...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:51:00 PST

To Every Girl

To every girl thatdresses cute, not skanky.To every girl whowants to be called beautiful, not hot.To every girl that will spend her whole daylooking for the perfect present for you.To every girl who g...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST

Home Remedies and Rules of Life

HOME REMEDIES AND RULES OF LIFE:1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.2. Clum...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 12:43:00 PST

Reason, Season or Lifetime

  People come into your life for a Reason, a Season or a Lifetime.   When you know which one it is for a person, you will know what to do for that person.   When someone is in your life...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 12:41:00 PST

I Love My Dog

Dear Dogs and Cats,   When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.   The dishes with the paw...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:27:00 PST