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Jake- Plank Famine

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4i love cartoons, its like the only thing i really have a passion for. its like my life, these are some of my favourite!down here is like my life at the moment away from the tv
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jake
Birthday: 01 08 88
Birthplace: cardiff
Current Location: cardiff
Eye Color: change colour (honestly)
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: medium
Right Handed or Left Handed: right ovo
Your Heritage: um wah like st.fagans i think is the ansewr
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike randoms, yellow
Your Weakness: shyness
Your Fears: spiders, creepey bastards
Your Perfect Pizza: topped with money
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish this essay
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: is my car gunna fuck out
Your Best Physical Feature: hand, they're amazin
Your Bedtime: um about 12 (not to b cool though)
Your Most Missed Memory: mr.kitten, that was a cool son of a bitch
Pepsi or Coke: coke (diet with cherry)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc donals
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none man
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: nah it expensive
Do you Swear: yeah to much, it's because of films like football factory
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: no way effort
Have you Been in Love: yeah defo
Do you want to go to College: yes but lack of motivation
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: yeah im amazin
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, very vain
Are you a Health Freak: no man my bodies a temple, MY temple
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah my dads the shit
Do you like Thunderstorms: its just weather
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: like to town n stuff yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gay question next
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: haha yes thanks sam u beauty
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah man llanishen wont let you, haha
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes i am a bloody hard shop lifter
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: nah people think im cute or suming
Ever Shoplifted: yes never been caught i rock!!!!!!!!!!
How do you want to Die: i dont wat bloody sick question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive thank you very much
What country would you most like to Visit: bikini bottom
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: like green or suming
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: same height or smaller than me
Weight: dont really care about weight, all for inner beauty
Best Clothing Style: like um.....jus copy sam shes pretty cool for a girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: jus fucking download em
Number of Piercings: ears maybe nose maybe belly
Number of Tattoos: heart on their hand
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!start with jobless, seriously boring but filled with like cool days! sit at home all day n wait to sleep most days tho? lloyds always with me, wether i like it or not, he'l just turn up and eat, hate him but respect to anybody whos that much of a complete cunt with such a nice personality! but hes still convinced he can beat me in an armwresltin competition!? wont happen m8, always go 2 twn wit him, metros is basicaly wat im livin for. fuck it im livin for alicante, shot for lloyd :) also sumtimes il go up the wenallt with jordan cook, either knockin down old trees, wich is amazin fun- the bigger, the harder, the better. or we'll cycle, such a rush, we almost always promise that we fall off, we never really do, sum close shaves. plus ultimate fightin with jordan can get pretty ruf, on trampoline in wendover we ritrally beat eachother up n couldnt walk to next day becos of all the bruises, an walkin home we'l start fightin. dont really like beer or lager- pretty much into wank drink- (vodka, red wine, rose, cider)= thses are often mixed with diet coke or lemonade. normally watch a dvd to drink to- football factory or shaun of the dead. the only real structure in my life is metros wednesday and screen select which is a dvd rentin thing over the internet, get through about 6 films a week.... plus i realy like cartoons- not to b cool, i just like them. dont sleep much anymore, i just think to much and end up scarin myself and thinkin of monsters and ghosts, an then i imagin i battered them so i can sleep. crisp sadwiches, pizza, muller light, pretzils- oh yeah im addicted to salt i eat so much of it it makes me sick. love my cat princess, wel its kind of sams but i got custardy :) kitten (princesses mum) batters princess so much, n me n lloyd film it, its really funny! an then kitten will catch a mouse an princess will pretend she caught it to look hard, wanker- oh and princess is a boy btw, her full name is princess frank the tank. skateboard aswell, but i always hurt muself, always get proper psyched wen ryan or nick finds another warehouse, dan films it all now cos andrew dyson (amazin kid) left to look at rocks or sumin in birmingham! plank famine was all the talk the last 3 yr an im sure itl carry on bein huge cos its bitchin. basicaly love sk8in with lloyd, dan, joe, jonsey, jac, josh, ryan, NICK (rhiwbina thug), popek, dyson, sam. plus my family are the best, only father that called me a cunt in a birthday card, wat a bastard haha. n we all love fat nanny!!!! lloyd loves her more than his own nan im sure! oh yeah an school doesnt work, just givs huge egos to people with no life skills and common knowledge e.g. mine an lloyd sister, both thik! oh and i hate most people and im a cunt!heres a diary i did for a day!

My Interests

Skateboarding eating just chillin big pimping up in L.A.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Dont really stick to any kind of music, rocking to audio books at the moment. I bloddy hate accustick songs, Jack Johnson to name but one sellout- it's so boring, Yes to artic monkeys though and gorillaz omg im gay over them. And Jamiroquai- nepolean dynamite naided just dance- perf.

Movies:

scarface the business football factory spoungebob sguarepante the movie life of brian meaning of life holy grail psycho rear window rope kill bill natural born killers dj yoda goes to the movies get carter (jordan n me bitin his style) anchoreman old school borat deer hunter (long film, befor a bike ride) kung pow mean girls mean machine road trip being john malcorviche pulp fiction transpoter blackball the italian job waynes world 1+2

Television:

Oh wow television is me- that peterkay thing garth meranghis darkplace fairlyodd parent spoungebob phoenix nights nighty night family guy american dad big train alan partridge cogan run eddie izzard the office extras my parents are aliens friends scrubs have i got news for you blackadder QI def comedy jam the league of gentlemen only fools and horses the IT croud father ted red dwarf fawlty towers monty pythons flying cyrcus jeremy kyle show class tv: history, maths, english (any really) concrete wave

Books:

I just dont read, i cant it hurts. Im like dislecsick or suming find all the spelling mistake on this page, but Radio times at a stretch

Heroes:

My self and Lloyd (seriously) big pimpin up in LA haha