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VORN!

& she's a fool for the last living rock king

About Me


I'm nostalgic.
Memories, photographs, bad parties and friendship, they're the things that I love.
I'm not fickle and if you know me, you'll know that too.
I spend embarassing amounts of time on public transportation & secrectly enjoy
the long bus journeys that I complain about when my train gets cancelled.
My hair's massive; but it's homegrown.
Pretend that I had a fight with a pair of curling tongs,
whatever makes you happy...just don't ask me any further questions.
Reality television and all things disgusting similar can suck it,
Nickelodeon fucked off the classics, converting many to addictive
internet sites such as this one.
I enjoy watching Are you afraid of the dark? at 3am with a big pot of tea
& talking on the phone for hours to my friends (L)
It's terrifying on a number of levels that it's come to this,
but believe it or not some people are mentally derranged with too much free time on their hands...
This my only myspace profile, besides from
www.myspace.com/vorn_ which is my friends only account.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


With this boy I enjoy the fine art of laube shakan.
He eats hot dogs cold out of the tin,
and when he tries to cook boiled eggs he almost always fails miserably.
He wears shoes that resemble pitta bread and he ges freaked out when I put them on.
When we go into Topshop, we spend more time in the mens section
and I enjoy his constant need to reassure me that "he will wear it all the time"
when he's trying to convince himself he's found a bargain.

These are the things that I happily stick around to witness,
because I now know exactly what I'd do if i didn't.
He is absolutely amazing & I love him with all of my heart. ♥

Music:

David Bowie
Polaris
Gregory and the Hawk
Moonpools and Caterpillars
The Bangles
David Shire
Mazzy Star
Alanis Morrisette
Marcy Playground
Ween
Cyndi Lauper
The White Stripes
Eisley
Tsunami Bomb
Mansun
Tegan and Sara
Queen Adreena
Bruce Springsteen
Catatonia
Stevie Nicks
The La's
Tuuli
Reuben
The B52'S
Bananarama
The scary monsters
Hepburn
No Doubt
The Eels
Liz Phair
The Beatles
Metric
The Smashing Pumpkins
The cardigans
William Fitzsimmons
The Donnas
Funeral for a friend
The Five Satins

Movies:

I love these films the most
The Lab yrinth
that's right you wankers, if you love it so much spell it correctly yeah?

Cruel Intentions
Edward Scissorhands
Mortal Kombat
The Karate kid
The Pagemaster
Riding in cars with boys
From Hell
Sorority boys
Wish upon a star
Some like it hot
The man who fell to earth
Strike!
The wizard of Oz
Return to Oz
Billy Madison
How to lose a guy in ten days
Romeo and juliet
The fourty-year-old virgin
The witches
Practical magic
Little Nicky
Waynes world 1 & 2
Happy gilmore
Drop dead Fred
Final Destination
Casper
Father of the bride 1 + 2
Desperately seeking Susan
Dude, wheres my car?
Zoolander
Bubble boy
Romy and Michelles High school Reunion
Dumb and Dumber
James and the giant peach
Good Burger
The Three ninjas
Home Alone 1 & 2

Television:

Are you afraid of the dark?
Clarissa explains it all
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Kenan and Kel
The secret world of Alex Mack
8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter
Rockos modern life
Ren and stimpy
Family guy
Smart guy
Boy meets World
Home improvement
Hope & Faith
Sister, Sister
Sabrina the teenage witch
The Fresh prince of Bel air
Third rock from the sun
Futurama
Friends
Just shoot me
Will and Grace
Malcolm in the middle
The Simpsons
The Mighty Boosh
AHH! Real monsters

Books:

Ironically enough, taking English Literature for A level has narrowed my interest in reading, as for a whole year i've had pride and prejudice shoved down my throat.
I enjoy the work of Tennessee Williams, Sylvia Plath,
Alice Sebold & most of all Elizabeth Wurtzel.

Heroes:

"We are all undefended, like cars without bumpers
or fenders in a world full of road rage."

My Blog

BE MY WIFE <3

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Posted by VORN<3 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST