You should know this!!! |
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise....
Posted by so im told! on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:53:00 PST |
How to take care of your wife! |
In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for do...
Posted by so im told! on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST |
weird!!! |
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*...
Posted by so im told! on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST |
S>H>I>T> |
S.H.I.T. TO: ALL EMPLOYEES FR: MANAGEMENT RE: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all e...
Posted by so im told! on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:49:00 PST |
one flaw in women |
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime.. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my s...
Posted by so im told! on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:28:00 PST |
10 guidelines from God |
Effective immediately, please be aware that there are changes YOU need to make in YOUR life. These changes need to be completed in order that I may fulfill My promises to you to grant you peace, joy a...
Posted by so im told! on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:27:00 PST |
management lessons |
LESSON ONE An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rab...
Posted by so im told! on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:24:00 PST |
i dun know!!! |
How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? You know how most packages say "Open here"...What is th...
Posted by so im told! on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST |
Things I Hate About Everyone!!! |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who ar...
Posted by so im told! on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:31:00 PST |
real people |
what does it mean to be Real People???
it means a lot of things,
and all of us can think of some of them.
real people are people who are
comfortable with their own truth.
they love their own uniq...
Posted by so im told! on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:39:00 PST |
