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Absouloot

About Me

Creation of hypervelocity auditory winds, sub-frequency earthquakes and high-vibration typhoons on demand. Use of this ability is also known to include the wide spread contamination of areas with D9 Tetrahydro-cannibinol in concentrations exceeding 35% by weight (325,000 PPM by volume)...Unlimited understanding when initiating cosmic rhythm principles...Additional auditory nerve in the cranium allows for deeper fundamental knowledge of rhythmical properties....Powerful musculature and non-human endocrine glands permit the passage of a mutated pheromone, capable of creating a wide spread hysteria among large crowds...Direct descendant, and earth child, of the Mothership...Master of Interplanetary Funksmanship.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/4/2007
Band Website: www.absouloot.com
Band Members: Dr. Wonderbread-Slapdat and Subsonic Basslines... That Hillbilly From The Ghetto-Drums and Percussion... LSDJ-Horn Samples, Gravity and Back Scracthing... Special Guest...Freq Nasty on Lead Guitar
Influences: Thunder, The 4th Dimension & Curtis Mayfield
Sounds Like: Butter drippin' off a hot biscuit...
Record Label: Boom Style
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

WARNING: Do Not Listen To These Tracks Without Subwoofers Running

DUE TO THE SUB-SONIC NATURE OF THE BASS IN THIS MUSIC, A MINIMUM SIZE OF 10" SUBWOOFERS ARE REQUIRED. THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER FROM INTELLAJAMOUS, CHIEF COMMANDER OF THE MOTHERSHIP AND DIRECT DESCE...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:42:00 GMT