my seeecret myspace page |
Deer friends, (and other majestic forest creatures)I'm outing myself, I guess. I wanted to wait until I had at least a little bit of music up before sharing.And so, after only one year of having the ... Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:26:00 GMT |
The Conversations I Have, Part a-million |
Me: Grrrr.S: I'm sorry you're having a bad day.Me: I accept your apology. Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:06:00 GMT |
Come watch me ruin my career tonight @ the Lizard Lounge |
That's right everyone, I'm going to really fuck up tonight.Sure, it *may* be that I am exhibiting delusions of grandeur in thinking that anything I do tonight (or ever) will matter, regardless of the ... Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:01:00 GMT |
Pan9 benefit @ the Lizard this Thursday, February 1st |
We're trying to help Pan9 in the only way we know how - getting wasted and making fools of ourselves on stage surrounded by weirdos and half-naked women.Please come, fuckers - we're giving everything ... Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:09:00 GMT |
On suicide... |
Not tonight.----------------------------------------------------
---------Me: Why would you kill yourself? Aren't you reading a great book right now?Other Me: It's okay, I guess. It's not exactly a rea... Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 23:13:00 GMT |
Pan 9 Fire & how we can help... |
As some of you know, Pan9 is a Boston underground arts performance space and has been a wonderful and supportive haven for local independent art and misfits like the Steamies. On December 29th, they h... Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:22:00 GMT |
The Conversations I Have, Part Q |
(at the Boston Comedy Holiday Party)Man: So, are you a comic or do you just like comedy?Me: Well, I don't like comedy. I guess that makes me a comic. Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:13:00 GMT |
Message from Moses |
Today I received a wonderful message from Moses:------------------------------------------------------
----------------------From: Moses ... Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:48:00 GMT |
I like nuts now |
How it all went down:S: I have some tamari almonds. Do you want some?Me: No. I hate nuts and I always have and I will never like them. (Eats an almond.) Hey, these are good![curtain / appl... Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:33:00 GMT |
In which I have a tantrum at Hollywood Video |
Truuuuuue story!--------------------------------Me: I'd like to rent this, please.Boy behind counter: Okay. (looking at computer) Uh oh. You have a late fee.Me: What? (eyes glaze over)Boy: Five dollar... Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:14:00 GMT |