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My Little Capitalist Pony

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I believe in magic.
I have a hat that's going to start a revolution.
I am also very busy not being famous and also being even less famous .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A virgin. So we can catch a unicorn.
No new friends will be accepted into myfold TM unless they are virgins and/or interested in catching a unicorn.
I'm rather single-minded in this.

My Blog

my seeecret myspace page

Deer friends, (and other majestic forest creatures)I'm outing myself, I guess. I wanted to wait until I had at least a little bit of music up before sharing.And so, after only one year of having the ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:26:00 GMT

The Conversations I Have, Part a-million

Me: Grrrr.S: I'm sorry you're having a bad day.Me: I accept your apology.
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:06:00 GMT

Come watch me ruin my career tonight @ the Lizard Lounge

That's right everyone, I'm going to really fuck up tonight.Sure, it *may* be that I am exhibiting delusions of grandeur in thinking that anything I do tonight (or ever) will matter, regardless of the ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Pan9 benefit @ the Lizard this Thursday, February 1st

We're trying to help Pan9 in the only way we know how - getting wasted and making fools of ourselves on stage surrounded by weirdos and half-naked women.Please come, fuckers - we're giving everything ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:09:00 GMT

On suicide...

Not tonight.---------------------------------------------------- ---------Me: Why would you kill yourself? Aren't you reading a great book right now?Other Me: It's okay, I guess. It's not exactly a rea...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 23:13:00 GMT

Pan 9 Fire & how we can help...

As some of you know, Pan9 is a Boston underground arts performance space and has been a wonderful and supportive haven for local independent art and misfits like the Steamies. On December 29th, they h...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:22:00 GMT

The Conversations I Have, Part Q

(at the Boston Comedy Holiday Party)Man:  So, are you a comic or do you just like comedy?Me:  Well, I don't like comedy. I guess that makes me a comic.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:13:00 GMT

Message from Moses

Today I received a wonderful message from Moses:------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------From:  Moses ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:48:00 GMT

I like nuts now

How it all went down:S:  I have some tamari almonds. Do you want some?Me:  No. I hate nuts and I always have and I will never like them. (Eats an almond.) Hey, these are good![curtain / appl...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:33:00 GMT

In which I have a tantrum at Hollywood Video

Truuuuuue story!--------------------------------Me: I'd like to rent this, please.Boy behind counter: Okay. (looking at computer) Uh oh. You have a late fee.Me: What? (eyes glaze over)Boy: Five dollar...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:14:00 GMT