The Furious Four

A feel good rap group of white boys who just want you dance to the beat. The Furious Four has garnered much attention from the youth of America and music critics alike. They were recently nominated for an American Country Music Award, but lost to Carrie Underwood. They got their revenge when they did a 1-8-7 all up in her grill, yall. They have headlined many shows and were main stage performers at Uncle Jeff's Party, a music festival featuring such groundbreaking artists as the David Page Quatro, The Bears, Viola, Birmingham's native sons The Sons Of Thunder. (They don't poop on the radio.) Recently, F4 (As they are known in many social hoods.) has been in the studio working on their third effort, aptly entitled "A Compilation of some O.K. songs by Toby Keith". If you don't buy this album The Furious Four will put a boot in your ass, because that's the American Way. When asked what he thought people will say about the new album, musical genius D.J. Tanner said, "I am aware that one of the most famous rap groups of all time is known as Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, and we simply blow them away. They are pretty much the worst rap group I have ever heard of. Even worse than that white Jamacian guy Snow, who had that song "Informer". No, I'm kidding, Snow was pretty good, as well as The Furi." D.J. Tanner's statement at this point became long and rambling and many anti-Sematic things started coming out of his mouth so we were forced to end the interview. NEW ALBUM IS DROPPIN' LIKE A BABY, YALL!