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About Me

Maybe some day, when I grow up, I will be an astronaut. Today, I am a comic book artist and relentless chaser of snack pies. I spent several years in Texas and found an intense and burning eternal love for Pecan Snack Pies. I've recently moved to Brooklyn, and am looking for a new snack of choice. Though I am not insane, I do attract it. If left to my own devices, I would wade into an ocean of crazy. Oddly enough, I will not get wet.

My Interests

I have lots of interests, but I tend to focus on one at a time with relentless energy. I've been on a huge Conan kick, and this leads naturally into the Bad Ass Wizard stuff. Tack on anything about the Galveston Hurricane of 1900, and you've got yourself a party.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Ayn Rand. In my mind, she is the root of all of the evil in the world. I'd just like to meet her and let her know that she will eventually ruin our world.

Music:

The Lawrence Arms, Those Legendary Shack-Shakers, The Queers, The Alkaline Trio, NOFX, The Falcon

Movies:

Most of them.

Television:

I have an UNHOLY addiction to The Shield (it only took ten minutes to figure out how to spell it right), and then lots of documentaries.

Books:

The Conan Books, lots of funny-books, just finished Hyperspace by Michio Kaku, The Devil in the White City, Isaac's Storm, Dreamland, Shadows Over Baker Street. An American Haunting.

Heroes:

none

My Blog

Good Lord I'm Ipodless

My ipod ate some shit on Tuesday. It's dead, and the world is a sad random noisy place. I don't like being able to hear the people next to me on the train get into a lover's quarrel, and I am go...
Posted by Russ on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:28:00 PST

SPRING FEVER!!!

Ha! It's spring, and spring is awesome. I can go outside with minimal preparation. I can sit on the stoop and smoke. I can go to the park and sit. I ca...
Posted by Russ on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

Get out of my God Damned Way... I got to wait some more

Let me tell you something about jostling. Jostling people has become a way of life for me lately. You can't get anywhere without either getting jostled, or doing an impersonation of a Russ...
Posted by Russ on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

PIRATES UP IN YO FACE

This weekend I waited for the maintenance guy to come and stop my bedroom from becoming a wading pool everytime it rains. But like a fat girl on prom night, I didn't get any satisfaction, so I c...
Posted by Russ on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

I can fit my life in a car.

I can fit my life in the back seat of a car. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not. Once I have my bed safely out of the way of the cats, I will start to become a productive human being once ag...
Posted by Russ on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:44:00 PST

I'm leaving and stuff

Thought I'd kick another of these out so that people won't think I'm a boring little cry-baby (which I am). I'm leaving on April 1st. I'm getting out of Texas, and that'...
Posted by Russ on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:16:00 PST

Bathroom Ninjas

My God. I've had too much coffee, and I never realized how vulnerable you are when you're peeing. I was just in the bathroom, and thought that if ninjas were to attack me at this moment, I...
Posted by Russ on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST

This is pretty much what the blog will be like.

This is probably the only blog post that I'll ever put up, because I can't ever think of anything good to write. I've been giving alot of thought into being a clown for children's parties. ...
Posted by Russ on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:32:00 PST