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karen

Chopstick Illiterate

About Me


A work in progress.
writer. assistant. friend. sakaiatrist.

My Interests

Interests: sociology, love, nature, reality television, waffles

I'd like to meet:


people I like = pretty bombastic + super fantastic.

Music:

indie pop folk rock.
The Postal Service
Belle & Sebastian
Simon & Garfunkel
Beatles

Movies:

whatever you make me watch.

Television:

survivor, amazing race, the dog whisperer, the soup, the office, law & order(s)

Books:

modern nonfiction
not fashion magazines

Heroes:

black eyeliner

My Blog

God Hates Me in Mysterious Ways

I don't see anything wrong with blaming God for my problems. I was raised, Buddhist, and if my Jewish boss can pray to Jesus Christ out loud when she has computer issues, I think I can blame God ...
Posted by karen on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:40:00 PST

Wafflely-Woofs!

I feel kinda guilty that I've become one of those people in Los Angeles that dresses up their dog in clothing.Is it my fault that the pet store near work had a huge blowout sale on Halloween costumes?...
Posted by karen on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:13:00 PST

Support the Rabid.

Today was a great day. I spent most of it at Third Street Promenade. Some girls were handing out envelopes that I almost tried to avoid, but I saw the "Dunder Mifflin" logo and went in for the kill. I...
Posted by karen on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:36:00 PST

Here comes the bride...

My best friend of twenty four years (as our parents held our baby showers together) recently got married.  Feeling like the unofficial, self-proclaimed maid of honor, I made it my duty to make th...
Posted by karen on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:24:00 PST

"I take your picture!" - The Vapors.

I'm turning Japanese, I really think so...Sally's mad that I posted this picture that I took of her in Japan on photobucket. I don't see anything wrong with it. The kids clearly love it....
Posted by karen on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST

Groundbreaking Proof

True story:Before I was born, my parents were going to name me Amy. Well, originally they were going to name me Kimberly, but the Jensens just adopted a little baby girl from Korea named Kim. So, they...
Posted by karen on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:49:00 PST

This certificate is awarded to...

MAY gets the award for being my most professional friend! Big ups to her for helping me with a cover letter. Girl knows her business.signed:  double anchors intertwined....
Posted by karen on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST

Bang Bang...

A few blogs back, I said that Fahbs had a "surprise event" that we were going to go to. I was little scared and a little excited. Oh, and I was kinda hoping it didn't involve me having to chase anythi...
Posted by karen on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:41:00 PST

Hurray, its Friday...

I have a lot of work to do... Time to blog! 1. Being a Spoiled Brat. Today's "fuck you" goes out to Amazon.com. I ordered Season One and Two of "The Office." It was supposed to arrive August 13th,&nbs...
Posted by karen on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:41:00 PST

Hitting the Blog Pinata!

A Tale of Two KittiesAfter a few months of kitten-sitting a neighbor's cat (Mr. Tumnus), Fahbs had to give him back, so he decided to adopt someone he could call him own. We went to the WLA shelt...
Posted by karen on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST