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Sloppy Tilapi

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I enjoy walks on the beach, herpes, masterbating, cream filled pastries and a cold beer I found this layout design on PureLayouts.com - check out their MySpace Layouts .

My Interests

pocket pool, gardening for hoes, wearing my tube sock and fucking your momI am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies

I'd like to meet:

Hilary duff so i can kick her in that dirty cunt
Your Pimp Name Is...
Uncle Dazzle What's Your Pimp Name?
How to make a Uncle Dazzle
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part humour
1 part instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
tramadol

Music:

Some metallica and the sweet sounds your girl makes while i pound her

Movies:

the homemade kind

Television:

Lost...withdraw...tooooo...I can't do it captain I don't have the power.

Books:

Trying to finish Dark Tower Series...

Heroes:


Your Irish Name Is...
Gill Flynn What's your Irish Name?

My Blog

Good weekend.

It was all in all a good weekend.  Friday I finally had the opportunity to take Nova on a real date, although everytime we go out, its a date, but this time I actually planned everything without ...
Posted by Sloppy Tilapi on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 07:40:00 PST

Labyrinthitis

So turns out I have two problems with me and my whole dizziness.  First problem was that my stress level has been so high that my blood pressure was through the roof.  Doc says that I need t...
Posted by Sloppy Tilapi on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:29:00 PST

Some like it hottttttt!!

Sometime early this morning, when my girlfriend and I were sleeping, I could feel the bedroom get really really hot.  Being as I am still at home, i've got to handle the interesting logic of my f...
Posted by Sloppy Tilapi on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 03:20:00 PST

Busted Ass

So today, we went to Peddler's Village to get a head start on some Christmas shopping.  We go into a store thats full of angels. Well, we absolutly stepped into a wall of the most horrible smell ...
Posted by Sloppy Tilapi on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 10:18:00 PST

the first blog...

How else would I start my first blog other than bitching about work??I come in today with a memo on my desk chair that says "please complete these tasks by monday and tuesday next week." First of all,...
Posted by Sloppy Tilapi on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:59:00 PST