This power quartet is set to rip you a new personality. Watch your fucking back....
Member Since: 04/10/2007
Band Website: youwishyouwereascoolasus.com
Band Members: Shawn Squirrel Fucker - guitar and vocals,
Drea Squirrel Fucker - guitar and vocals,
Tom Tom Squirrel Fucker - bass and vocals, and
Nick Squirrel Fucker - Drums and vocals
Influences: rotten custard under a Denny's table near the bathrooms, Virginia Woolf's armpit, the sound it makes when you peel the back label off of a beer bottle, a midget throwing the "devil horns", nuclear reactions gone bad, projectile snot launching, oak trees, mellow merlot, Harry Truman, the '68 Milwaukee Brewers, mainlining diet soda, free sticky notes, model airplanes and firecrackers, wearing black all the time, small furry animals, and being naughty.
Sounds Like: we chewed the nipples off your grandmother while making your kid sister light her farts and the whole neighborhood was watching on close-circuit TV.
Record Label: Unsigned