You Dont Own the Moon! |
Imagine a toad that isn't a toad,
It's really a demon about to explode
In anger and hatred at everything
That isn't a bulbous toad demon being.
Instead of a head, it has tentacles.
Writhing and schemi...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:06:00 GMT |
The E-monster |
There is no why, there is only y. Actually, it's more of a k, but it has a y in it. It has other things in it, too. Like things, and stuff, and whatchamacallits. Yes, I do mean the candy bar. Then ag...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 23:40:00 GMT |
America II |
America,
It's been about fifty years.I see we've both changed.My shoulder's not so queerAnd it's definitely not at the wheel.I cut it off!It causes me to sin.And you...You liked what I did, didn...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 22:36:00 GMT |
Missingno |
Some have asked me in the past couple months about my poetry. Well, they're not love poems. They are sometimes political, most of the time bizarre, sometimes morbid, and sometimes religous...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 20:54:00 GMT |
Does it like riddles? |
I heard a great riddle today that reminded me why I like riddles. It's the sense of accomplishment I get when(or if) I solve one, but it has to be a good one. It has to make me think...
I'...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:23:00 GMT |
Lord Flappy Pants |
I was driving home the other day and I was passed by a motorbicyclist. The whole thing happened like a dream in a movie. Easy Rider was the movie and America was the dream. I don't k...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 19:17:00 GMT |
Cat dead, details later |
Hi, folks. This is Don from Don's guns. I'm all sold out of guns so I'm gonna start a new blog industry. I still have my other corporation that wheels and deals in souls. ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:18:00 GMT |
