About Me
Hello everybody. I'm a happy puppy, mostly Bernese Mountain Dog, but a combination of many breeds, actually. I'm completely blind, and I have some pretty severe neurological impediments. But I don't let that get me down. I live with my mama, Jayna, and my sisters, Rozi and Stella. I'm so lucky, I have my very own pen to play in all day. I like to wrestle, play tug, chew, and get petted, but most of all I LOVE my kibble! Mmm.... just thinking of it makes my mouth water.I'm a traveling dog. I live in Georgia, Wisconsin, New York, Florida, and North Carolina. So far I like NC the best. There's good grass here. I like to eat grass. But first I have to kill it. I also like leaves.
My Blog
Ramblings of a Murderous Dog
Hello, my name is Sofi and I suffer from murderous thoughts. Ah, it feels so good to get that off my fuzzy barreled chest. I don't remember how it started. Innocent enough, I guess. I mean a puppy...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 17:34:00 GMT
Home Sweet Georgia
Hello lovely readers. I know it’s been a spell since I’ve written, but I’ve been very busy keeping up with my circles. Mama left me with sitters while she went off to Arizona to se...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:54:00 GMT
Mother F*cker! *Beware of Dog*
I suppose you’ve heard the news. I was abducted and taken to the vet today. It was torture and I was afraid. But I don’t put up with attacks on my life like some ordinary house dog, oh ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:51:00 GMT
Out and About
Hello! Bind dumb dog here to fill you in on the happenings from the yard and beyond. Beyond what, you say....? Beyond the yard, I said.
I don't get out too much. &n...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:41:00 GMT
Baby It’s Cold Outside
Doht-ti-doh, Sofi says Hello!Has anyone noticed the bizarre weather we've been having? The upper 70's during mid- December is just a bit cooky, I think. I wouldn't know for sure though, seeing as th...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 18:08:00 GMT
It’s a hard knock life....
....for meIt's a hard knock life for meThe world fades and then turns blackI'm shaking upon my backIt's a hard knock lifeThe drool runs down my chinI can't get up againI'm shaking and I'm tenseIs this...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:15:00 GMT
I’ve been relocated... again.
Moving seems to be a theme in my life. I guess mom must travel for a living or something. Doesn't matter to me as long as I get my luvin and my kibble. Anyway, we moved again last we...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:20:00 GMT
Sometimes I’m Crazy
I don't do it on purpose. I'm usually so happy and excited. Mom calls me delightful! And I want to be a good dog, I really do. But sometimes I just get overwhelmed, I flip out and go crazy. It us...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:22:00 GMT
Ode to Kibble
In the morning I wake up,And I want to nibble.My tummy is rumbling.Where's my kibble?My Mama is late.She's probably in bed.I don't want to wait.I want to be fed!I can hear her now,Geez, how much longe...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:52:00 GMT
A Lot Happens While I’m Napping
Or- My first day with my new mama I had settled down for a little quality snoozing. I'm not sure how it happened, but when I woke up I found myself in a new home with a new mama. Traumatic, yo...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:32:00 GMT
