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"I was born at a very early age. When I was a child, I ran away with the circus, but my parents made me bring it back. My Dr. says I have the heart of a teenager. I leave it in a jar on my desk." Deb O'DonahueMagical experiences have the unique ability to live on in the minds and hearts of people long after the special event is over. I'm stopped in the street often by people who saw my Magic years earlier and still remember when I touched their emotions and funny-bone with my magical entertainment. It always amazes me how Magic is locked into the memory..."My biggest regret in life is, that I never learned the proper technique for panhandling over the internet. Hey buddy, you got any spare change?" -Uriel Ben-Itzhak......"If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way." —James Randi...."Because a good magician can do something shouldn't make you right away jump to the conclusion that it's a real phenomenon." —Richard Feynman..."Geller is at his ingenious best in laboratories where he is being observed by scientists who believe he has extraordinary ESP ability and think—without justification—that they have ruled out every possibility of fraud." —Milbourne Christopher......I was told that I should write something here so people can get to know me. I'm not sure where to begin, but here goes nothing: I was born a poor~~~~ No too far back, Um My name is Uriel Ben-Itzhak, known in the world of magic by several different names. The most popular of my names is Dr.Hyam A. Shyster DDS (Dedicated Dirty Scoundrel)However I'm going to attempt to go where no man has gone before, Lane Bryant for a fitting? No, I'm going to try to tell people how magic works without giving away any secrets. Are you ready? Here I go~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey, I'm thinking. Over time if you follow my blogs and bulletins, you may learn more then you ever wanted to know about the world of magic. You will pick up hints about Con Artist and Flim Flam Men, no, I'm not a sexist, Women too. You may also be interested to know that I'm in the not so magic world a religious man. I'm a Stand Up comic, who does most of his stand up sitting down. Last but not least, I'm a Professional Speaker, not to be confused with a Sub-Woofer, as I try to stay out of the back seats of cars. I have too many friends that were conceived there next to the tweeters. I enjoy Historical re-enactment from just about any period, I concentrate mostly on the Medieval Period. I'm a cancer survivor and I enjoy life to it's fullest, don't have much time for people who don't. Since I find that it's true what the Bible says, "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." I try to get a good dose of humor every morning. Loving, Laughing, Learning, Living the 4 L's pass it on. In this "experience we call life", to quote a friend, I want to give the world a boost up. After all is said and done, I only ask that those that I’ve boosted up, reach down and pull me up behind them. My first and greatest love is Hashem, next Israel, then comes everything else. אור'ל


Magic Myspace Layouts 6 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:

I can't do without my whit, honor, passion for life, Toilet Paper, rubber chicken, whoopi cushion. I only get six, but I need my blankie and hand shake buzzer. Oh well I just can't go any where until I figure out what goes with me. MY HONOR, MY WHIT, MY PASSION FOR LIFE, MY LOVE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, MY WILL TO ENDURE, MY FAITH.
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LIST OF MAGICIANS


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet anyone who does or is interested in Magic. I'm talking about the type done for entertainment, not the phoney balloney stuff. If you're into the hoo doo crap and think you have super powers, please contact James Randi, he has some money for you. I also want to meet other Jews and people who support Israel. If you are a Swindler, Shyster, Scoundrel, or even if your last name's Miller or if you're a Soap Merchant, join the party. I enjoy meeting happy people with a good sense of humor, who want to make the world a better place through laughter.There are three kinds of people in this world, those I've met, those I haven't met and those who I'd like to meet. I especially like people who aren't afraid to let their inner child come out. People who are able to enjoy the awe and wonder of the thing we call magic.

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My Blog

Misdirection

Misdirection in magicThe study of close-up magic is a wonderful introduction to misdirection. However, without giving away any magic secrets, the limits of the human mind can be used to give the wrong...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:05:00 GMT

MAGICIANS

Here is a list of magicians from around the world and various times, it is in no way complete, however it does have some historical interest and value. A Abbott, DavidAcer, DavidAdams, CurtisAich, J...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:37:00 GMT

MAGIC A HISTORY

The term "Magic" is etymologically derived from the Old Persian word Magi. Performances we would now recognize as conjuring have probably been practiced throughout history. The same level of ingenuity...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:01:00 GMT

WHAT IS A STREET MAGICIAN? [JIM CELLINI]

WHAT IS A STREET MAGICIAN? [JIM CELLINI] The Famous Cellini with ro...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:46:00 GMT

MAGICIANS

Magicians Magicians utilize slight of hand, distraction, and simple laws of illusion when they perform. The earliest ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:37:00 GMT

HAMAS TALKS OUT BOTH SIDES OF IT’S @&&

Hamas Talks 'Calm,' Fires Katyushas/IsraelNN.com Hamas pounded Israel with two powerful Grad Katyusha rockets this aftern...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Thank you

My fellow Americans:   As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's rela...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:29:00 GMT

ISLAM A RELIGION OF PEACE

The KORAN teaches that anyone who is not Muslim is not innocent and that Jews are pigs and dogs. There is nothing nice about that book and all Muslims follow their religion unlike all Christians and J...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:38:00 GMT

A year in Jewish Hisory (Grab a tissue),Thanks Kelev

Jan 1 1430 Jews of Sicily are no longer required to attend conversionist services 1515 Francois, Duke of Angoulme succeeds Louis XII as Francois I of France and Jews are expelled from Laibach Austria ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:40:00 GMT

A Message For Patriots

Today I read a bulletin about sending China a message, it was in fact a way to stage a boycott of Chinese products. Now this is a great way to send a message to a foreign power and I commend the effor...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:23:00 GMT