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The guy who invented string cheese, The Dude (Jeff Lebowski), Bruce Wayne (because he keeps telling everyone that "He" is batman), Albert Einstein, Tucker Max, Bill Paxton, Heman, Cheetarah, Cobra Commander, and that dwarf from Kill Bill 2
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Ghetto Juice
Beverage (alc) ? Jagermeister
Color ? Blue and Green
Food ? Cheese
Item of clothing ? Camo Pants
Meal of the day ? Midnight Snack
Feature on yourself ? Wolverinish Figure
Quality in a guy/girl ? Reliability
Phrase ? Who wants a shot?
Song ? at the moment, Sick of You by Gwar
Musical Artist/Band ? Impossible Question
Sport ? Snowboarding
Movie ? The Big Lebowski
TV Show ? The Boondocks
Radio Station ? 96.3 Jack
Type of Chocolate ? Body
Eye Color ? Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Couldnt live without one
Smoke ? Oh yeah
Drink ? If you gotta ask, your retarded
Have any piercings ? just the prince albert
Have any tatoos ? I have the concept, its just gonna be expensive as hell
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend nope
Gone streaking ? yet again, if youve ever partied with me and dont know, your retarded
Gone skinny dipping ? Almost as much as ive been swimming, and i love swimming
Been to Europe ? Spain, shooting for a massive tour though
Been to an island ? Many
Had stitches ? thousands
Broken any bones ? both arms
Been stabbed/shot ? stabbed accidentally too many times, refer to stitches
Slept until after 12:00 ? am or pm?
Stayed up all night ? frequently
Danced like a whore ? how does a man whore dance?
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? couldnt tell ya, I dont remember most weekends from the Year I was at UT
Turned down a dare ? nope
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? have, and its delicious
Kiss someone of the same sex ? fuck you for asking
Cheat on someone you love ? only in Spades
Run away from home ? never had too
Lie to your parents ? Thats a pointless question
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? yep
Lie to your best friend ? only to hide a surprise
Give a homeless person money ? nope, i skip the middleman and just give 'em booze and cigarettes
Run from the police ? have many times, a couple of them naked
Bungee jump ? working on it
Sky dive ? working on it
Cross dress ? nope
Be an exotic dancer ? where do i sign up
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? sure would
Scuba dive ? working on it
Go rock climbing ? i love it almost as much as repelling
Go spulunking (caving) ? another passion
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? bone smuggler
Bologna ? grilled
Hott ? burn
Orange ? tasty
Real world ? people need lives
Fuck ? stabbed myself again
Jack ? off
Cucumber ? pickle
Hip-Hop ? Beastie Boys
Uniform ? school girl
UniCORN ! ? Unico
Rainbow ? pot of gold
Clown ? John Wayne Gayce
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