I Wonder... |
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone belie...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:09:00 GMT |
What did the cake say to the knife? |
You want a piece of me???!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:13:00 GMT |
What’s green and sings? |
ELVIS PARSLEY!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:12:00 GMT |
What do you get when you mix a witch with a clown? |
A brew-ha-ha!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:20:00 GMT |
What did the cat say on the cellphone? |
"Can you hear Meow?"
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:14:00 GMT |
Things that make you go "hmmm...." |
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny fo...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:58:00 GMT |
An Old Man, A Boy And A Donkey... |
An Old Man, A Boy And A Donkey...
An old man, a boy and a donkey, were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:52:00 GMT |
The Talking Parrots |
A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired."They only kno...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:57:00 GMT |
What did the evil chicken lay? |
Deviled Eggs!
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:49:00 GMT |
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? |
a Toy-yoda!
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:17:00 GMT |
