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Lindsay please...

Titty fuck me

About Me

i'm travis & i'm from kentucky. i hate my job & my life sucks.i'm over "who has the mostest like awesomest myspace". over.it.

My Interests

porn, D-listed blog, collecting horror dvds, drawing, anything to do with the english

I'd like to meet:

Tina Fey, Britney Spears-seriously

Music:

anything bad like abba, spice girls, steps, kylie, vintage madonna,donnas,stevie nicks, tori, 5th dimension, pre-'99 mariah, sade, jem & the holograms, fiona apple, dc3, enya,

Movies:

zombie trilogys, halloween trilogy,anything horror-nerd worthy, mean girls, ghost world, bring it on, trashy euro giallo cinema of any kind

Television:

top model, snl, the soup, nancy grace, south park, project runway, mama's family, little people big world, roseanne, futurama, bizarre foods, guiding light

Books:

magazine's

Heroes:

Mark cuz he's like awesome

My Blog

The Jonas Brothers & one stop shopping...

so today at work i saw some preteen girl wearing a shirt with the ugly Jonas brother on it(you know the one)& it kinda made me smile cuz it took me back to my days of yore when even Lance Bass &am...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:39:00 PST

Now that myspace is no longer hip...

everybody has a facebook now & nobody gives a shit about myspace anymore besides middle-aged walmart employees(j/k! ;)...n/r...)so what better time for me to gewt back into the swing of things her...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:19:00 PST

Buying people as pets & Tila Tequila

so i chose not to strip my blog-like i did my myspace-cuz i didn't feel like it.anyways, i feel old & i hate this whole buying people as pets thing cuz it's totally dumb & someone bought me &a...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:32:00 PST

Seriously part II

Seriously, what do i have to do to get that fat piece of ugly, Raven Symone, off my tv screen. i HATE this bitch. SHE'S SO FUCKING GROSS & ANNOYING. like, she was cute on the Cosby show, but then ...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:20:00 PST

Seriously...

Somebody needs to tell Solange Knowles that she is NOT CUTE! like, Ashlee Simpson needs to slip her her surgeons number or something. i can't even believe she Beyonce's little sister. great aunt maybe...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:09:00 PST

Project Runway is officially the greatest show ever

Seriously, i watched the premiere the other night & i still can't believe i only started watching it a few months ago! where was i back in 2005 when the 1st season premiered?!! what was wrong with...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 07:46:00 PST

A tribute...

I love fake tits. i think they're hilarious to look at. & the only thing better han fake tits, are BAD fake tits.Victoria Silvstedt was a Playboy Playmate back in the late 90's. She is known as a ...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:15:00 PST

Crazy bitches...

here are some women that i love for all the wrong reasons...cuz they are CRAZY az hell...1st if New York from Flavor of love. she is NUTS. bitch is GONE. she is one of my idols cuz i started off hatin...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

Surreal Life premiere TONIGHT!!!

Everybody needs to watch it cuz it's sure to be an hour of absolute "staged by the producers, scripted beyond belief & edited to shit" fun for all! Alexis Arquette, drag queen brother of Patricia,...
Posted by Lindsay please... on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 04:57:00 PST