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Chad

About Me

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I'd like to meet:

Anne Bonny; Mary Read; Alwilda, who "landed at a place where a company of pirates were bewailing the loss of their commander; and the strangers were so capitivated with the air and agreeable manners of Alwilda, that they unanimously chose her for their leader"; similar badasses

My Blog

There should be more fog.

There should be more fog. I can't even remember the last time that I walked out of my apartment and said to myself, "This is just the right amount of fog." What is more problematic is that too much ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:24:00 GMT

What to do if you have been transformed into a baboon

If you have recently met or found yourself in the vicinity of an evil sorceress, you have most likely been transformed into a baboon as part of her evil plan to abscond with all the material possessio...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:51:00 GMT

Mad scientists: will they ever give up?

The answer to that question is: no, they will never give up. They will pursue their experiments under the most prohibitive of circumstances. Here is a short list of things that will not deter mad sc...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:05:00 GMT

I need a helper bear

If Russian fantasy movies have taught us anything, it is that an imperiled or infirm bear will remain your faithful servant for life if you are able to liberate the bear from its predicament. I reall...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:53:00 GMT