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About Me

Your welcome to learn, AIM is Mr0Darling (with a zer0)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any one with a damn good sense of humor. (You'll need it)

My Blog

Low Self! Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

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Posted by on Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:25:00 GMT

Don't ask how I found it.

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Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:45:00 GMT

Please.. Think of the Children

Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 15:01:00 GMT

I'll tell you a Secret...

Can you play tennis?Do you like to chew gum?Don't you love food?Do you ever feel dumb?I'll tell you a secretI've felt that way too.Until I rememberThe great things I can do!All of us are terrificAt so...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:43:00 GMT

my "personality" tests-things

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Damian DykemaBirthday:March 31Birthplace:MICurrent Location:CaliEye Color:you know I would like to know that, no one can figur out what color thay areHeight:6'1...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 00:10:00 GMT