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Byron

Absotively, posilutely!

About Me

I'm the whitest black guy on the planet...next to Michael Jackson. And I put out. And I obviously don't go on rambling about myself to get people to want to be my MySpace friends.

My Interests

Stuff.This made me laugh out loud:
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I'd like to meet:

I...like...cowboys...I don't friggin' know... DISCLAIMER: No more girls or guys under the age of 18, please (unless I know you). And only 3 stripperbots at a time. Thanx! :P

Music:

I just like music...

Movies:

I'm not really big on movies.

Television:

I don't watch as much TV as I used to, but I like "Road Rules", "The Real World Road Rules Challenge", "Laguna Beach", "TRL", "Saturday Night Live", and...I sound like a hypocrite now.

Books:

I H8 READING!!!!!! But The DaVinci Code was awesome...

Heroes:

My Grandad was a pretty big part of my life. He was the closest thing to me ever. I refer to him as my dad. But he died when I was 8, and I still miss him and look up to him a lot, but it's all good :)

My Blog

Friendship

Since my last post nearly a YEAR ago, I've gone through some of the most significant changes in my life so far. Since I am in a more secure position computer-wise, I believe that I will be m...
Posted by Byron on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

Love It!

You know youre a HPT Roadian when..... You have to adopt a surrogate professional sports team because you live in the largest metropolitan area without one. You are amazed whenever any cit...
Posted by Byron on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:57:00 PST

Awesome Easter

Geez. My Easters of the past have been gravy trains compared to this one. It was just about showing off our new suits at church, a nice dinner (at around 2:30PM, haha), and then we'd go out and have E...
Posted by Byron on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:38:00 PST

Don't Let Being Tagged Happen To You...

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. I...
Posted by Byron on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:01:00 PST

Pittsburgh '04

Came down the rampTo downtown's streets alightIt was like a helloFrom my new lifeGlided down the goldenTriangular streetsEverything was so much Bigger than meMoved all my things inI slept aloneEverybo...
Posted by Byron on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:02:00 PST

And I say this with love in my heart...

I fucking hate you. You know deep down in your heart who you are.
Posted by Byron on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:00:00 PST

Oh. My. Gosh.

I just got the pun of "Duck Tales". I feel stupid and smart at the same time.
Posted by Byron on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:02:00 PST

CONNECTIONS UNRAVEL

Your quick, good sewing job had me thinking that I was surely on the mendBut now here I am trying to piece myself back together againI vaguely remember having the slightest of fireworks in my lapI gue...
Posted by Byron on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 07:45:00 PST

I think I'm pregnant

I'm addicted to Starbursts these days.
Posted by Byron on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

How frustrating! I got two letters in a row less than an hour apart from these stupid stripper bots saying that they found me doing a search, wanting to know if I'm single, letting me know that "Oh, b...
Posted by Byron on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 08:24:00 PST