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www.organicfunny.comIts gonna blow up yall. Please facilitate. We have a really cool guest contributer. He's in a band. You might of heard of them. Also, my friend Joe has a new cartoon up. I think it...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:32:00 GMT

My mom is cute..

I'm alive. A crane did not fall on me. I was in Queens, 6 miles away from the accident. Fuck all y'all who did not call me 4 times this morning.
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:30:00 GMT

RANT

So I have been writing stuff for a website called organicfunny.com and here is something I was thinking about submitting. I showed it to one of the guys and he said it was funny but way too angry. I f...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:52:00 GMT

My life and career are headed for the toilet!

To all of my friends who care. I have decided to move back to Bakersfield. I can't take this life anymore living in this shitty city. Who cares about New York anyways, to be honest I'd rather live in ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:06:00 GMT

6 months in New York

Hey everybody. Well, It's monday night/tuesday morning and I just felt like blogging. In two days it will be exactly six months sice I moved from Bakersfield Ca to New York city. A lot has happened. I...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:56:00 GMT

Star of many films- First name rhymes with "ill-em", last name rhymes with "a-foe"

I was working the other day- For those who don't know me, whcich shouldn't be anybody reading this, I work as a meat cutter at gourmet garage. About a week ago I saw Willem Defoe at work. The same a...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:06:00 GMT

Not fake blog, but still lame!

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:58:00 GMT

true love

i keep fucking this dude named Skip, but cant get him to wear a rubber.any advice??????!?!?!!?love G
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:49:00 GMT

Hey Girl!

Just wanted to take a moment and catch everyone up to speed. New York has been awesome! And I mean AWESOME!!! Last night I went out on the town with my boy John, we did all sorts of crazy shit. ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:37:00 GMT

Urine. . . You're Out!

Now that I am in New York, I keep having these little reality checks that kind of blow my mind every now and again. The other day I was walking home from work, down in the West Village, and I happene...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:47:00 GMT