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About Me

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I'n doin' this here onna counta how I wantsa blog off 'bout my adventurez in recordin' my tuneage. They a link below whut you kin uze to go whutplace I have sum toonz posted, and I reckon I'll cum here frum tine to tine to tell ya 'bout 'em. And mebbe sum other stuffz, too, tho' mostly it be 'bout music, mine and mebbe sum otherz. Mebbe I do sum criteek, get all phillysophocleez on sumbuddee'z arse; mebbe I spam aboot my toonage. Mebbe I jes' givez ya sompin' to drank aboot. Mebbe.
Inna meentine, if ya wanna heer more, contact me fur a CD; mebbe we kin trade fur yerz or sum used hoondeez or a promise of a drank shood we ever meat. Or meet.
My tunage in shite Empty3 iz at Vlayman'z Tuneage , and Untogether , and there sum collabz also at Clean'z Tuneage an' also I gotz sum stuffz at my Vlayman Soundclick Page an' wif MarkC at Geronimo Cowboys .
Also, I this ugglee:

My last CD Grooviness Aboundz! were nominerated fur CD of the yeer, 2004 at VSPlanet.com. Info heer.
Heer iz the noo CD fur GERONIMO COWBOYS whut you kin get NOW!::
This my last CD VLAYMAN: AIIGHT! whut you kin get:This my old CD Grooviness aboundz! whut you kin axe fur and I wood like to scent ya fur sompin' to be naygoeshiaturd:
This my last CD Loose Butt Tite whut you kin axe fur and I wood mebbe scent ya:
This my virchul band CD UNTOGETHER whut you kin axe fur and I wood pro'ly to scent ya fur sompin' to be naygoeshiaturd:
Listen to Vlayman an' wif him bandz, Untogether an' Geronimo Cowboys on

My Interests

My kids. Music and drinks. Drinks and music. My kids. My job.

I'd like to meet:

Alan Dershowitz, Stephen Hawking, James Osterberg, my virchual bandz, Untogether and Geronimo Cowboys.

Music:

Look heer: ---------------
Listen to it, write it, play it, record it, mix it, arrange it, produce it, read about it, write about it, obsessively.

Movies:

I'n still castin' about fur a co-star.

Television:

Makes me look, and get, fat. But I like the usual shoot'em-upz, talk showz and the newz channelz. The Shield, Monk, Farscape, Blade, Jon Stewart, The Medium, and Steve Colbert, all OK 'cept they all haz way too much commershullz. Also, Letterman, over Leno, butt I purfer Stewart an' Colbert.

Books:

I'n a un-requited paperback writer. I reed 'bout 1-3 paperbax a week, mostly escapist cop, spy, thriller shite, wif sum sci-fi.
I also reed and subscribe to various mazageens of a musical sort (TapeOp roolz!), and spend too freekin' much tine onna net, jes' like heer.

Heroes:

I still like (the dark) Batman best.

My Blog

Science v. Art

Science iz uzin' a shot-glass.Art iz poorin' 'til it'z the purrfuckt martoonie.Science iz tunin' up afo' playin' the solo.Art iz bendin' into toon.Science iz proovin' the ezistunce o' gravity.Art iz f...
Posted by Vlayman on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

3 Noo Toonz

9-22-07 Playin' Cardsc. '07 Vlayman ProduxJes' three fingers on his right handOne finger left in a fence back on the farmland, climbin' over when he was six or seven,He drinks boiler makers with half ...
Posted by Vlayman on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:55:00 PST

"I Close My Eyes"

Vlayman doez slo-core:"I Close My Eyes".c. 07 Vlayman Produx4Once inna blue moon, I feel happyOnce inna blue moon, I don't cryOver you,Over you,Over you,I close my eyes.4Sometimes in the night, I...
Posted by Vlayman on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

August toonz heer

Sorry I ain' dunnnt much."Falling Stones""Mesothelioma Blooze""St. James Infirmary Blooze""Don't Say It Again"--------------------WANNA UNTOGETHER "SO HAPPY..." CD? AXE ME NOW!"Strollin' Stoned", wif ...
Posted by Vlayman on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:00:00 PST

GERONIMO COWBOYS hazza myspacepage! (noo Vlayman toon, also)

Yep, at myspace.com/geronimocowboys, or heer, ya kin lis'en to summa our toonz whut will be updatert purty much az we prolifik mofo'z. Also, DON't SAY IT AGAINc. '07 Vlayman Produx Cow ...
Posted by Vlayman on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:15:00 PST

New GERONIMO COWBOYS CD!

Attention!: If you would like a limited edition copy of the first release of the GERONIMO COWBOYS' first CD, you must send a private message (PM) to me with your address; CD's will be mailed out for a...
Posted by Vlayman on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST

"Falling Stones"

After reedin' gonzo'z bass thred, I decidert to mic up my bass bur the furst tine inna long tine; I uzet my "P" into my Boogie MkIIB, At4040 to VTB1, no cumpreshun butt a tetch o' limiterin'.Falling S...
Posted by Vlayman on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

July toonz

Minez: "Clown (not Dead)" an' "Look No Further" an' "Spies Like Us" an' "See That My Grave Is Kept Clean".Sorry fur so menny, butt...--------------------WANNA UNTOGETHER "SO HAPPY..." CD? AXE ME NOW!"...
Posted by Vlayman on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

"Clown (not Dead)"

CLOWN (not dead)c. 2007 Vlayman ProduxI was sitting there by the highway,Saw an' ol' car coming down road,It was bein' driven by a circus clown,With a red nose big an' bold,He flippet it over right in...
Posted by Vlayman on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:57:00 PST

"Look No Further"

"Look No Further".c. '07 Vlayman ProduxLook No Further fur whut it iz yoo needLook No FurtherLook No Further fur whut yoo uset to haveLook No FurtherLook No Further fur everything in your life that tu...
Posted by Vlayman on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:57:00 PST