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file&friendid=118833905 ) just made this video for the title track of my EP I Collect Souls and here it is! i apologize about the low quality, ill be reposting it in high quality tomorrow or the next daythis is something i call anti-mashup terror - this is music that comes from the hearts of children everywhere - you wont probably like it - but i dont probably care - you will all die someday but i wont, i am immortal for i have feasted on innocents in order to stay alive forever - there is no god - there is no afterlife - you will all rot!!! love you!
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latest news:i'm pregnant! immaculate conception!EVEN MORE NEWS!!! THE I Collect Souls EP is finished YAY! now find me a label to put this shit on - cmon austin labels, im looking at YOU!
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THE OFFICIAL COMPANY STATEMENT!"Giving The Gift of Happiness"We at Cocaine Music For Republicans would like to take a few moments to welcome you. We trust that you'll enjoy being a part of the Cocaine family.Republicans have been making cocaine music for over thirty-five years. Cocaine is all over America. Grocery stores, manufactures, motels, military bases, restaurants and drug stores give cocaine to their users and customers as a traffic builder and a "thank you."We are located just outside of Dallas, Texas. Our pressmen who press cocaine, our friendly mafia crew, our slaves, sales and office staff appreciate our customers and users and are excited that our products are used and loved by people from every walk of life.We believe in bringing happiness into people's lives.
Let us bring more into yours!a lot of you have been asking me, "who's the REAL cocaine music for republicans?" and the answer is in this sectionThe Real Me(an essay)Activities:
i like walking around and looking at nature in all its glory, i love to sit back after a hard day of work and listen to classical music while having a glass of fine wine, in the summers i like to go out and take my yacht for a spin with the ole familerino and catch some ocean breeze, i like to masterbate to pictures of clouds shaped like wizards and dragons and nazis, i love building things with my hands, i love it!!! i built a dog house for ole yip yap - he just loves sleeping outside rain or shine without much food, as you can see, i love my son - im a business man with strategies and goals for the future - im a taurus and im ready to ram my horns into your hearts; )Interests:
Flag Dancing, Sitting, Old Fashioned Torture Devices, Ethnic Tolerence, Smiles, Baby Food T Shirts, The Hallmark Channel, my Wonderful son and the memory of my not as good looking daughterFavorite Music:
Yanni, Boys2men, Color me Badd, Beethoven, New Age, Marky Mark and of course Cocaine Music For Republicans(i like making little diddies from time to time)Favorite TV Shows:
Sister Sister, Home Improvement, Full House, Real Sex, Buffy, Love Boat,
Favorite Movies:
im a romantic at heart so i guess Sleepless in Seattle would be it ....my wife will try and tell you its Salo:120 Days of Sodom but now she's dead, i guess she feels pretty silly about now lolFavorite Books:
i dont really like reading, hurts the ole nogginFavorite Quotes:
"i just want you to know ill alway lo...." - my daughterAbout Me:Well first of all I am a newly widowed man(god rest her soul) and i really like cooking!!! I work a secret goverment agency and i can never tell you what i do or where im going or for how long so please dont ask! i recently realized i was a homosexual. its not so much that i am gay as much as im tired of watching my wives faces in a casket, let's balance things out guys and throw some men in them lol. im just kidding, its just funeral humor - im very sweet and loving and i care about you!! let's take that romantic jump and get to know eachother
