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Raised by pigs, for pigs.
Porco's sound is like something you've heard before, and the singer is a fkin' douche. If you listen to Porco you probably think you're cool or you think you're a nerd and admit to it, which is the same thing as thinking you are cool. YOU AREN'T.
Porco has been around for like a few minutes and is planning on taking the world by storm, preferably tsunami, within the next three hours and 27 minutes.
Here at Porco, we just love pigs. if you have a pig that you would like to donate to Porco for cuddling and recreation, you can contact Porco at [email protected]. (Piglets are ideal).
If you have any children you would like to donate, you may NOT contact Porco at said email. However, if you run into Porco at the bus stop and/or post office, Porco will be ecstatic to take it off your hands.
Porco merch (with the exception of CD's)* isn't available and never will be. it's not nice to sell one's self in the form of a shirt or mug or what have you. If you desire such merchandise, it won't matter; it will still be unavailable.
Devin Jenkins may obtain a shirt.
Porco is rather partial to you all!
*CD's are not available.
