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Kramer

About Me

One time in the middle of a hospital a vagina spit out a little baby. Screaming crying and laughter were happening at the same time. This baby was soon named "Kramer". No, not after "Sinfield", or the movie "Kramer Vs Kramer", but it was a name that soon fit the child.
Over the years Kramer grew up, started soccer at the age of 5, feel in love with the sport and played it all through school till he graduated high school. During the course of those years he made friends, and enemys. But his only true friend was his penis. Who he named "little Kramer". Little Kramer and Kramer had good times together, late nights in front of the television when his parents went to sleep. They spent all their time together, they were practically inseparable.
Kramer like many others in this world had a lot of different jobs before he matured and found something he enjoyed and paid every week. Kramer works in the oilfield driving 18 wheelers and makes a pretty good life for himself. Little Kramer still likes to pop up when he's not really invited just to fuck with Kramer. But thats how most penis's are.
Things in Kramer life right now are good, if you'd like to find out more about him, and the story that was written about him. Feel free to send me an email, and ill inform you.
..For better conversations....Aim- YouAnnoyMeHo

My Blog

A perfect relationship.

A perfect relationship between two people is not the lack of imperfections. But the ability to see the flaws in a persons character, and loving them enough to help them change those simple flaws, or d...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:04:00 GMT

Christmas List With Links.

Mp3 Player.http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7965259 &type=product&id=1153337432164Xbox360 And games of course.http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7457637 &type=product...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:14:00 GMT

Best thing about having a penis....

Is having the choice to stand up while i urinate, or sit and relax. Yes i sit and piss from time to time. Relaxing my legs, reading my out of date mens magazine as i water the toilet beneath me. Every...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:01:00 GMT

Know how i know you're gay?

So im sitting here listening to James blunt, and it made me realize....Im a woman trapped in a simi-good looking man with a nice ass's body. Examples. -I love to dance, its my life. -I tear up at chic...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 21:03:00 GMT

Useless shit..

 So, im currently sifting through the music on my computer. Listening to Nsync, janet jackson, and some nice christmas music. And that goes to show me, im eithier VERY BORED, or extreamly homosex...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 18:19:00 GMT

Spent 13 hours in a hospital.....

Well, i went to work yestersday. And it was a normal day. Got in my truck,  loaded it down with everything i needed and took off. Ten minutes later i was on the side of the road, my truck broke d...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 17:30:00 GMT

Kramer in Az.

Well, Arizona was....fucking terrific.Here's a day to day account of my "happenings" in Az.   Friday-(8:00am)- I get off my plane and head for the rental car area of the airport. Then i get a pho...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:17:00 GMT

Going home...

Im finally going home to see my friends and family. Sept 15th-Sept18th. 3 days, not a long time. So if you want to see me while im there. Let me know.
Posted by on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:03:00 GMT

Well, im no longer single....

Today at 12:08am i became unsingle. A girl that ive been knowing/talking to for a while accepted my proposal. The internet wedding will be held on our next month on the 12th. We havent found a service...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 22:06:00 GMT

Jumped.....

Well, tonight was enjoyable. Went out with 2 of my friends to a pool hall. Played roughly 3 games of pool. Then some loud rednecks made a "hooting" noise. And my friend mocked the person.......  ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 22:33:00 GMT