Fenomenalan Dam - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I ama) dumber, than I think I am b) a genius c) the king of all spazdom d) cute e) all of the above f) none of the aboveI will let you decide

My Interests

"It's what you like, not what you are like that's important"

I'd like to meet:

People who laugh at my sense of humor, not enough of you out there

Music:

Matt Sharp, Alice In Chains, Outkast, Pips Chips & Videoclips, Goldenboy, Geto Boys, The Ramones, Tenacious D, Guns 'N Roses, Metallica (pre-Black album), Sparta, Pips Chips & Videoslips, Toadies, Willie Nelson lately and anything else that tickles my fancy

Movies:

High Fidelity, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Dazed and Confused, Office Space, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Transformers (this movie kicked the GI Joe movie's ass), Clockwork Orange

Television:

Family Guy, Proffesional Wrestling, Adult Swim, Monk

Books:

High Fidelity, Catch-22, Closing Time, On The Road, In God We Trust (All Others Pay Cash), Welcome to the Monkey House

Heroes:

Myself, Rodimus Prime (because he doesn't get enough love), Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

My Blog

my biography would make a shitty movie...

but the soundtrack would kick ass
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:20:00 PST

Bliss

either luckily or unluckily, I found my old ass book of poetryhere's another fine little dittymy eyes show me the world as it isdepressingI see the pain and the sufferingmy eyes show me the worldas it...
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:22:00 PST

I am not a number...

...I am a free man!hahahahahahahaha
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:24:00 PST

celebrating monday

apparently it's the new thing among my friends, celebrating monday. It's an excuse to get drunk on mondays, but if we're all alchoholics like we say we are, then why do we need excuses?
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:20:00 PST

If I haven't spoken to you in over 2 months...

so, I get this text message from a girl I haven't spoken to since the first week of december, and I'm thinking 1. Why haven't I deleted your phone number? 2. If I haven't called over 2 months, or sent...
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:25:00 PST

New Year's Resolutions

I hear it's important to have resolutions, but I like ones that I know I can stick to.1. Keep not shooting up heroin2. Stop talking to people that piss you off3. If a pint of Miller Lite costs more or...
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:54:00 PST

my profile

is there something about me or my profile that says if you're a porn star add me as a friend? I didn't think so, but since the last 10 invitations are from them I'm starting to wonder
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh the memories

so today I was just sitting around listening to some music. and I remembered the time I went to the warped tour in 1997. I started talking to some girls, and after about 15 minutes one of them aske...
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new year's eve

another year down the drain no better, yet no worse off status quo
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my beautiful face...

...has been scarred. I took a fist to the face last friday while I was trying to stop 6 guys from beating the fuck out of 1. How's the 1 guy doing you ask? He made fun of me for bleeding. I guess I wo...
Posted by Fenomenalan Dam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST