JennyTu is ONEWORD Thank You.
"Do you got the NACHOS?
Cuzzz I got the CHEEEEEEESE!"
- Rudy B.
Females Hear This
Written by JennyTu
5-11-08 11:05
Lose a lil this, get a lil that
When will you stop critiquing my body mass
Cause I think you should know, I really could care less
There's enough of your type around, those who like to obsess
Well lemme begin to tell you bout my best asset
You'd think it were my lips but really it's my breast
Imperfect you thought, but I rock it with finness
Stop lookin there, I see you try to peak
Truth is, ain't much here, but you still can't see
Cause through it's absence I've grown confidence
More than females whose already got breast, lips, and a*s
And no I don't use it to suppress my sisters ego
There's way too many uh'those around,
Who flaunt what boys want, so typical
Tha's the epidemic, the females moral
We got it all misplaced, but I'll let you borrow
Cause females, we got reason celebrate
The poetic love of a woman, not how we hate
The nature in which we speak, above the waste
Our confidence that humbly dwells, not how ruthlessly we race
Take up a character trait that motivates
Every woman to love themselves beyond their weight
Cause ferreal, I can't stand it no more
How ya'll walk around trynna ignore
The self consciousness in these females eyes
Yeah they look at you wid obvious despise,
But tha's cuz youÃre lookin low, cuttn down they size
How would you feel, yeah take your time
Cause truth is, ya'll really would mind
Anyway what I'm trynna say is,
Love your body, love your hips,
Love your breast, n LOVE your lips,
Obsess over nothing but your confidence,
Never let you're integrity tell you, you don't fit in
Cause truth is, you're a strong and beautiful woman
So go on, rock YOUR body
n yea rock it wid finness...
10 things you should know bout JennyTu.
well off the bat... you should already know im frickn talented.
n don't discredit my judgement.
1) The gym is my second home
2) I dislike it when people say "I don't care" rather than "I don't mind."
3) Procastinator is my BestFriend n my Worst enemy.
4) I will play any type of board game with you any time of the day.
5) I hate it wen people read their fortune b4 eatin their fortune cookie
6) If I'm not goofy, I'm almost positively not comfortable
7) I live life on the E line.
8)"I Write to express not to impress."
9) Don't ever tell me what I need to be doing.
10) Please give alottle R.E.S.P.E.C.T!
P.S. I think confidence is a beautiful thing. don't be cocky tho, now thas jus a turnoff.
Feelins: 6-14-08
Good. I feel good.
The past three years, mine and Jordan's relationship has been spent with miles in between. But, this week sure has been somethin else. In fact, I was nervous, hesitant, unsure, + a few more synonyms in the matter because now I didn't have an inventory of deadlines ahead of me and the only obligation I had was.... well... uhhh...spending time with my deserving boyfriend. And yes, it did feel like an obligation.
I was stepping into foreign territory. Because yeah, we spend weekends together, but so do a list of other people. LoL. I mean, we couldn't remember the last time we sat down and talked to eachother, went to a movie together, had dinner together, or any other activity just together. Not saying we don't love having company, because we really do. Jordan and I are like an everchanging variant in the wheel. Whether the number of guests are even or odd, 3rd, 7th, or 31st wheelers don't exist. We just fit to any mold and coexist as a couple amongst the crowd.
But Okay. Now to the point. I have never enjoyed my boyfriend more than I have this week. Every mornin, we've talked about nonsense for hours and continued to laugh at and with eachother, we've gone on dates to denny's at 1 in the morning (other locations included), watched movies alone, and even danced together in a shuttle bus, in the living room, and occasionally, in the kitchen.
But through all this, I've learned and experienced someone I only thot existed in our 1st summer together. And the funny thing is, he's the one who wanted to do all of this. We're still the corniest couple in the world and we, I more importantly, have learned that this relationship is beautiful and pleasing even when every moment is spent together.
p.s. I still tell him I love him when he farts, and he still tells me he loves me when I welll.. uhh. when I'm.... me. and trust me, that's alotta Jenny to handle. =)
Feelins: 6-9-08
So much has happened.. includingg... Krista's Birthday...08 Graduation...Grad Night...and My 3 year anniversary... which all have been amazing amazing amazing. (pixtures will be posted soon.) but okay next.reality...n.. my plans for the summer...
1st: Move to San Leandro on 7-1.
2nd: Work at Cal Shakes n hopefully the Oakland Airport
3rd: Open an additional savings account for my future business
4th: Start my business plan for "Party in a Box"
5th: Start reading my select list of business books
6th: Deposit at least 15% of every paycheck to the savings account
7th: Find another private-owned gym (hopefully boxing)
8th: Finish my board game collection
9th: Write more.
10th: HAVE FUN!!! N LIFT THEM CORNERS!!!
Feelins: 5-15-08
Frickn Passd Baaaabehh! Yes! I am an official cosmetologist. - NuffSaid =)
Feelins: 5-14-08
So I have my cosmetology exam tomorrow from 7AM to 2PM , a 4 hour practical and 2 hour written.. but I'm sittin playin dominoes with my uncle... now I'm on myspace. This is horrible. I think I have full blown senioritis...I doubt an antibiotic would work... remedies...how silly.. but I did have an interview with the Oakland airport today! whoopy! they pay 13.50 starting. I hope I get the job. Luck be on my side!!!!
Feelins: 5-6-08
Accomplishment is a wide word that has strapped its' parallel "wordfriends" to the potent accumulation of vigor strength built in my defined arms. Straight willin! and yes I made it all the way to the top with plenty of battle scarsss of victory bruises and such. My last fortune cookie read: "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world." Indeed, I felt like I did so. wonder wa's nex.
Feelins: 4-30-08
Today was supposed to be a hard day but some really underestimate the power of smiling cause instead, it treated my brilliantly. I accumulated a "pocketful of sunshine" today which returned to me through the lips of onlookers who glowed from my ability to sag my lips right in the middle where it makes the weight of the world different for myself and then for others.
man... gotta love'm fortune cookies.
"Life's nothin but a hairflip, it's jus wateva."- my daily motto
IF YOU'RE CURIOUS, READ THIS.
My Boyfriend
3-11-08
As analytical and precise and critical as I am,
I never would have believed that there was someone in this world
that can fulfill my list of qualifications
It's one of those things that gets me frustrated ya know?
Like at the end of the day, you sit and try to reason with yourself that it's really not as great as it seems
I jus can't explain half the things he does
And even after almost 3 years,
I'm just now, slowly understandin how his character's built.
Am I makin it too complicated?
Is there seriously just one ingredient to the recipe?
Man God did a goooood job. ya know?
But after all these months, I've discovered a few things about Jordan.
He Loves me "just because."
Is that frustratin or what.
Just Because would have never cut it in my narrow list of answers
"It's a pop quiz, you have option A-D and you better pick the right one."
I'm a writer too soo...
(oh and don't judge me on this excerpt. I'm jus speakin my mind)
It's more like...
What's your thesis?
Explain your reasoning.
Where's the evidence?
Can you give specific examples?
Can you explain this in detail?
So in other words...
Rhetorical devices?
Your bound for failure when you got that many questions to answer.
N especially against a harsh critic as myself
Get that essay back and you got red ink all over your paper with a fat D on it.
That's all me.
Like i'm bout to drill him if he don't give me a well organized answer.
lol you know you females be picky with his diction too
like... oh he didnt explain that correctly
and he didn't mention this part
I'm jus bein ferreal.
But just because... just because...
or in the nonfiction context of the story, "stop askin and just know that I do."
(this is not an intro)
But really though his Love is genuine, real,
and in a different language, ya know?
It's like...Whenever I think I'm holdin it down bein a perfect girlfriend, all deservin n errthang
Bein friendly to his coworkers, drumline kids, college friends, all them peoplez
(not that i'm not already a friendly person, cause i really am)
Being respectful to all our elders
Dressin up and lookin fly
Keepin up my grades so we can extend our dreams
Puttn my weekends away so i can attend his drumline comps
Sacrificin this n that
ya know, jus holdn it down,
thinkin im doin all the things a good girlfriend should do
he jus humbly shows me without tellin me how it's not all the effort that i put in that qualifies me to be a good girlfriend
but, simply that I love him, not how much,
not if it matches up to his or needs a little polishin, ya know?
But that I simply Love him once everythin has been sed n done
it's hard to explain in words. It's just...
when i think im doin it all right, he shows me that although he may not be doing Errthang I want,
the fact is that, He Loves Me like nobody else can
Like that ferreal, genuine, put everything on the line, Love. ya know?
He teaches me everyday how to Love, not by fulfilling the obvious qualifications,
but by fulfilling the true, original Love,
Like Jesus Love.
not its definition, overused examples, or synonyms of the word.
ya know? maybe you do, maybe you don't, but there's no other way i can explain it.
besides that, you'll jus have to someday find out what i'm talkin bout.
Cause there is nothin like you going ferreal mad crazy and him just Lovin you in return anyway.
It's like a no effort, unintentional guilt trip. ugghhh how frustratin
Him always being patient and bein RIGHT bout my attitude.
Ahhhh! it'd drive you crazy and insane but it sure does make you see why you said YES in the first place.
So.. What I'm trynna say is... I love you Jordan...
and I'm learnin everyday to Love You the way you Love Me.
Not to make it all complicated, sugarcoated, n confusin,
but to just simply Love You without all the extra condimentz...
I've had my share of experimentin and I know now, I've found the Right One.
So Misters, i have a few things to say to you. I have a boyfriend, a future husband that Loves me day in and day out through erthang, who NEVER makes me feel unwanted or jealous and always puts me first before any other obligation other than to serve God.
Also, if you're a good guy whose just been in some rough relationships, please stay as nice and swt as u are. she'll come one day. But... know, that if you do have any girl problems EVER... that I'm an expert on the matter.
well that's that. I love you Jordan, and good luck to everyone else who reads this.
P.S. To all the ladies, this is not a letter of surrender to men and admittance of wrong for women, (because we still are RIGHT a grand majority of the time) but for all the ladies who are still naive to the fact that, we females are very seldomly self sacrificing and unselfish. so know that if you have a good man who holds it down, to keep him and appreciate the fact that he is not convoluted and complicated as we females are. But, to learn his unedited and pure version of love that too many times we females butcher up to fit our own conception of Love. So the next time you think you or your friend deserves better, remember that maybe it might be the opposite, or maybe it's not completely his fault. Stop bein sooo.... What's the antonym for chauvinistic? Woman PowerY? okie dokes. thas enough. Had my 2 cents. Peace.
Sincerely,
JennyTu.
Nutrition Facts For JennyTu
Serving Size: very much
Servings Per Visit: not enough
Amount Per Serving
% Daily Value *
Love 100%
•Kindness 100%
Happiness 100% •Courage 100%
Friendship 100% •Audacity 100%
Creativity 1000% •Action 100%
Bliss 100% •Compassion 100%
Laughter 100% •Patience 77%
Growth 100% •Generosity 100%
Authenticity 100% •Fun 100%
* Percent Daily Values are based on a happy diet. Your daily requirements may be higher or lower depending on how evolved you are.
INGREDIENTS: Pure intention of love & compassion; commitment to using greatest strengths in the greatest service to the world; passionate desire to create, to serve & to circulate wealth; lots of laughter; conscious deep breathing; plenty of green tea; a lot of hard work.
Don't try to figure this lady out.
Pa•lish•pi; /pe-'lish-pe/ n: one who acts upon societal values rather than ones undiscovered originality (English peoplish “too normal, ordinaryâ€, from people- + ish “describing the populace†)- pa•li•tia•fied /-'sh-e-,fid/adj
Term created by: JennyTu and David
May 13th, 2006
1:36 A.M.
