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How do you finger a fat chick?
Finger through the rolls till you smell shit, then back up 2 inches.
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Why do women have a hard time pissing in the morning?
Ever try to pull apar...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:59:00 GMT |
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An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
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Humor/jokes [ edit ]July 09 2006 (15:27:00) ( 1 view )
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
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Max sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?"
"I'll never understand women." Max said.
"The other night my wife threw me a birthday par...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:56:00 GMT |
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Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?
You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tel...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:55:00 GMT |
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You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."
"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"
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Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:55:00 GMT |
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A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:46:00 GMT |
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A man escapes from prison were he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for some money and weapons, instead he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ti...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:43:00 GMT |
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Why did Helen Keller wear her jeans so tight? So people could read her lips.What food kills a woman's sex drive? A wedding cake.How do you cure bedwetting? With an electric blanket.What does a tightro...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:38:00 GMT |
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6.9 is... D you know what 6.9 is?A good thing fucked up by a period. ========How do you give a hillbilly a circumcision?Kick his sister in the jaw======Secret code Two deaf people get married. D...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:33:00 GMT |
