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About Me

I'm a huge dork. bi, jewish, kinky, into obscure music, liberal, pro-choice, pro-environment, pro-welfare, favorite colors: red, black, neon orange, and rainbow; has glasses, LOVES: animals(octopi, house cats, snails, slugs, lobsters, crabs, turtles, pikas, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, ocelots, lynx, and so many more cats, cuttlefish, squid, dogs, snakes, birds, marmosets, lemurs, frogs, toads, salamanders.....) My Little Ponies, Indian food, Middle Eastern food, Greek food, Asian food, the smell of rain on asphalt, the feeling of rubber, walking barefoot, boys with pretty eyes, my cats, chocolate, Scandinavia(but especially norway), Vikings(as in the people, not the football team), sex, porn, blood, alcohol, being tied up, tying others up, being spanked, dancing, SHOES, black lace, fishnets, PVC clothing, naughty costumes, snakes, the Smartcar roadster, Israelis, singing, sleeping, cuddling, popcorn, 2 year aged sharp cheddar cheese(sounds funny, but soooo true), SHOES, my viking/norway socks, my nipples, my Thor's hammer pendant, weapons, the fast trains across Europe, hooking up with foreign boys, roses, pain, my computer's sound system, my computer(named Killer), Izze soda, SHOES, partying, my music collection, the freedom in my religion, playing frisbee, skiing(both types), hiking, being in nature, Bawls. DISLIKES: children, idiots(this covers alot, so be creative), getting up early, bitchy parents, sexual frustration, most of the American government, inequalities, lack of civil rights, corrupted gov'ts, rape, murder, extremists.

My Interests

World of Warcraft, animals, I dont know what i haven't mentioned somewhere else...so...shoes...yes...

I'd like to meet:

all the people who do the music i listen to, a girl and a guy who are my dream guy and girl, my great grandma(she had style!!),more black metal fans

Music:

Dimmu Borgir, Nightwish, Children of Bodom, Falkenbach, Fintroll, Emperor, Immortal, Lacuna Coil, Therion, Subliminal, Prince, Van Halen, Mayhem, Naglfar, Einherjer, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Alice Cooper, Amon Amarth, Azag-Thoth, Bathory, Black Sabbath, Blue Man Group, Borknagar, Death, Goatwhore, Venom, Hypocrisy, In Flames, Jimi Hendrix, Loreena McKennitt, Deftones, NIN, anything 80s, Ella Fitzgerald, Metallica, Pitbull Daycare, Switchblade Symphony, Queen, The Beatles, The Black Dahlia Murder, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Opeth, Enya, Poison, a bit of classical and jazz, Israeli dance music, U2, Eurythmics, Animotion, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Cruxshadows, apoptygma berzerk, arlo and woodie guthrie, ramblin' jack elliott, Bach, battlelore, the beach boys, beethoven, mozart, poulenc, chopin, wagner,bob dylan, bob marley, brahms, def leppard, duran duran, the eagles, susan graham, liszt, kansas, korpiklaani, laibach, leaves eyes, orphaned land, (some) movie soundtracks....black metal, death metal, metal, classic rock, israeli rap, funk, reggae, gothic rock, trance, techno, industrial, sex music, folk, symphonic/operatic metal....i know i forgot something...

Movies:

Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Airplane, Mafia, Amelie, all 3 LOTR, porno, Memento, Bowling for Columbine, Wet Hot American Summer, Hebrew Hammer, Monty Python(everything that can be put into movie form), Fawlty Towers, Tomb Raider(Angelina is so hot), The Shining, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Chicago, Office Space

Television:

METALOCALYPSE!, the X-files, CSI:Las Vegas (and only Las Vegas!), Firefly, Venture Bros., The Jeff Corwin Experience, Animal Cops, Planet Earth, Blue Planet, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, The Simpsons, That 70s Show, futurama, Birdman, occasionally Mad TV, South Park

Books:

The War on Choice, HP, LOTR, comic books(as in comics you read in the sunday paper), Philosopher's Handbook, Tanach, The Mists of Avalon, Night, Fragile Things, The Dispossessed, and a bunch of political books that i haven't read yet, short stories by Steven King, most stuff by Temple Grandin.

Heroes:

Jackie Michaud, Lisa Kane, everyone at PP, all of the black metal gods, survivors, Hana Senesh, Christine Daae, Thor and Mjolltir, Froya, Odin, Loki

My Blog

funny words

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are t...
Posted by Mara on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST

why I love nerds

1. often they are virgins, and I love to corrupt men2. they are usually sweet and not egotistical assholes3. although I love the thrill of the [man] hunt, I get bored quickly. Nerds are desperate, and...
Posted by Mara on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:56:00 PST

professional?

college!! woo hoo...yea, I go to beloit. I have a pretty sweet room and my roommate rocks. i miss my kitties though! and of course my boo. i'm hoping to get into a class about ...
Posted by Mara on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

Israel and Lebanon....

I support Israel, being Jewish, but I believe that the rockets need to stop and that the Lebanese government should work with other nations to disarm Hezbollah. Hezbollah is needed where ...
Posted by Mara on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

sober

so...i was eating watermelon with my family last night...and i said, "man, if you were stranded in the desert and you found a crashed plane full of watermelons, you'd last alot longer than if you didn...
Posted by Mara on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

PORNO?

i'm legal!!! wooo hooo!!! now i can make legal naughty videos!! 18!!! yes...i will buy cigars. oh yes. ahahahhaahah. i'm geeeetin wasted tomorrow!!! yaya i have a designated driver!!! omg i need...
Posted by Mara on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

my world in 17 syllables

Haiku time!!! hold tight, because there's 21 of them, all written by me (although i'm sure there are similarities between mine and those of famous haikuers). all you poetry nuts, enjoy!!! In the flowe...
Posted by Mara on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:05:00 PST

winding down

so, i'm having a graduation party...all of my local friends should go...you'll be getting invitations but i'll put the info here as well. June 4 2-7 pm
Posted by Mara on Sun, 14 May 2006 03:29:00 PST

the cat is in the box!!!

so, i got my senior pictures done...i'll put some on here as soon as i stop being lazy...or the government mandates that i do it because the pictures are so hot!!! i definately look like i could be in...
Posted by Mara on Sat, 13 May 2006 06:50:00 PST

ROMP

AHAHAHAHAHHA PROM!!!! i dont know what's going on
Posted by Mara on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST