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King Asshole

RAT SHIT, BAT SHIT, DIRTY OLD TWAT! 69 ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT! HOORAY, LIZARD SHIT, FUCK!

About Me

"I'm just an ordinary average guy"--Joe Walsh "No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes"--Limp Bizkit/The Who(PS--they don't have my relationship status on the edit page, so I put the legal one... )
You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 21% Pure
Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow.
You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one! The 100 Question Purity Test
Your Life is Rated NC-17
You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company. What is Your Life Rated? I'm just here to make some new friends The ULTIMATE personality test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: 02/10/1986
Birthplace: Pease AFB, NH
Current Location: Bum-Fuck Egypt
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty...
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: dunno...
Your Fears: losing family
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESY!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: my own car, my own place...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or huh?
Thoughts First Waking Up: WTF
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me...
Your Bedtime: whenever I choose
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno...
Pepsi or Coke: MOUNTAIN DEW!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's, except for BK's Quad Stacker
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: JAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVA
Do you Smoke: pack a day
Do you Swear: fuck you, you fucking fuck-wit
Do you Sing: yup...
Do you Shower Daily: yup...
Have you Been in Love: yup...
Do you want to go to College: yup...
Do you want to get Married: nope...
Do you belive in yourself: yup...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope...
Do you think you are Attractive: yup...
Are you a Health Freak: nope...
Do you get along with your Parents: they're deceased...
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em...
Do you play an Instrument: guitar...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup...
In the past month have you Smoked: yup...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: not in a LOOONNNGGG time
Ever Shoplifted: not in a LOOONNNGGG time
How do you want to Die: fiery car crash...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'm not gonna grow up, so it doesn't matter
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: LLLOOONNNGGG
Height: don't matter
Weight: less than a whale...
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: any or none
Number of CDs I own: any
Number of Piercings: any
Number of Tattoos: any
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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HAVE YOU EVER...
Ran away: Yup...
Pictured your crush naked: yup...
Skipped school: yup...
Broken someone's heart: yup...
Been in love: yup...
Cried when someone died: yup...
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yup...
Broken a bone: not yet...
Done something embarrassing: yup...
Lied: yup...
WHICH IS [BETTER]...
Sprite or 7UP: MOUNTAIN DEW!!!
Girls or Guys: I like boobs!!!
Flowers or Candy: SUGAR!!!
Scruff or Clean shaved: my nice, neat goatee...
Blondes or Brunetts: all of the above...
Tall or Short: don't matter...
Pants or Shorts: whatever I feel like...
Night or Day: night...
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: depends...
Like Being Spanked: oh yeah...
Worst Question For HIM to ask: dunno, I'm HIM
Showered: yes
Stepped outside: yes
Had Sex: yes
ABOUT YOU...
Ever been Engaged/ Married: yup...
Your Good luck charm: my knife
Person You Hate Most: depends on my mood...
Best Thing That Has Happened: dunno anymore...
Where did it go? see previous answer...
Picture on your desktop: AlienWare
Color: Black/Red
Movie: Ghost Rider
Artist or band: LAMB OF GOD!!!
Cars: Bugatti, Ferrari...
Ice Cream: SUGAR!!!
Food: edible...
WHO...
Makes You Laugh The Most: depends...
Makes You Smile: depends...
Can Make You Feel Better No Matter What: anyone who might give me something I want...
Has A Crush On You: where do I start???
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: yup...
Who Has It Easier?: her...
Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: depends...
DO YOU EVER...
Sit By The Phone Waiting For A Phone Call All Night: not anymore...
Save AIM Conversations: nope...
Save E-mails: once in a while...
Wish You Were Someone Else: yup...
Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex: nope...
Wear perfume: nope... cologne...
Kiss: yup...
Cuddle: yup...
Go Online For Longer Than Eight Hours At A Time: yup...
HAVE YOU EVER....
Fallen For Your Best Friend?: yup...
Made Out With JUST A Friend?: yup...
Kissed Two People In The Same Day?: yup...
Had Sex With Two Different People In The Same Day? yup...
Been Rejected?: yup...
Been In Love?: yup...
Been In Lust?: yup...
Been Used?: yup...
Dumped Someone?: yup...
Been Cheated On? yup...
Back Doored It?: once...
Done Something You Regret?: yup...
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You Touched?: Little Man
You Talked To?: Cathy
You Hugged?: dun remember...
You Instant Messaged?: Roy
You Kissed?: dun remember
You Yelled At?: Lily
You Dreamed About?: no comment...
Who Broke Your Heart?: You Did... (but you know how I feel still)
Who Told You They Loved You?: I think it was You
DO YOU...
Color Your Hair? nope...
Have Tattoos? not yet... later this week (I hope), I will...
Have Piercings?: three
Boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope
Get stressed?: yes
Have secrets?: yes
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You scored as Red. Your heart is red. You are full of anger and hate, possibly even jealousy. You will never be happy until the person(s) that have made you a fuck up get what they deserve. You want revenge, and you feel you'll never be satisfied until you get it. Sometimes it's easier to just let go, but sometimes you'll never give up on getting what you/they deserve.

Red


82%

Purple


71%

Orange


68%

Green


68%

Black


61%

Pink


61%

Yellow


57%

Blue


54%

White


50%
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Good Long Quiz
Time started: 3:10 PM Central
Name: King Asshole
birthday: February 10, 1986
age: 21
star sign: Aquarius
crush: i dunno...
What are you wearing: jeans and my Redskins jersey
what are you doing: this survey
last thing you ate: Chicken, pasta salad, and curly fries...
last thing you drank: mountain dew
who do you love: My family
who can you picture being with in 20 years: i dunno...
where is your honeymoon gonna be: dunno
how many kids: dunno
names: dunno
who makes you happiest: depends...
what do you like to do: drink, play games, and hang out with my friends...
how many buddies on your list: which list?
who was the last person you called: Paul
what did you do today: called Paul...
what are you afraid of: dunno...
*Bout You*
Eye color: Blue
height: 6'1.5"
weight: 155
hair color: dark brown...
glasses/contacts: nope
what do YOU hate about the opposite seks: depends...
What wud you change about urself: my build...
siblings: six of them, ages ranging from 8-18
Who do you hate: dunno...
* Favoritez: *
Favorite drink: non-alcoholic--Dew alcoholic--Scotch
Fav candy: sugar!!!
Fav.Vegtable: corn
Fav.movie: Ghost Rider
Fav.song: Ghost Riders In The Sky--Spiderbait
Fav.book: anything Tom Clancy or Dragonlance
Fav.singer: Randy Blythe
Fav.Band: LAMB OF GOD!!!
Fav.radio station: 94.5 KRXL
Fav.colors: Black and Red
Fav.kind of jewelry: my piercings
Fav.months: October, and december and november and FEBRUARY!!
Fav.Numbers: 6, 7, 13, and 666
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Day or night: night
Sun or rain: rain
scary or happy movies: SCARY
chik flik or drama movies: drama
Whats your future career: mechanic
what university: dunno
*Have you ever*: maybe...
Loved somebody so much it made u cry: yup
Drank alchohol: yup
Taken drugs: yup
Broken the law: yup
Broken a bone: not yet
cheated on a test: nope
played truth or dare: yup
played spin the bottle: yup
been in a fist fight: yup
rode in a police car: yup
been on a plane: yup
been on a boat: yup
came close to dying: not yet
tried to lose weight: nope
been in a hot tub: yup
swam in an ocean: yup
*What do you think about*
Scars: got lots of 'em, love 'em
Abortion: don't ask... it's complicated...
teen pregnancy: if they're ready...
country music: eh...
pop music: *GAG*
rap music: NEEDS TO BE BANNED!!!
classical music: it's alright
soap operas: *BARF*
planes: fun
rollarcoasters: fun
*questions*
do you sleep with stuffed animals: nope
are you a good dancer: nope
are you shy: yup
good storyteller?: kinda
good actor/actress: not really
*have you ever had*
chicken pox: yup
strep throat: yup
a cold: yup
bloody nose: yup
stitches: do staples count?
cancer: no
surgery: not yet
* Do You *
Enjoy parks: yup
like school: miss it...
like to party: yup
*Wud you*
Be on fear factor: yup
get anything other then you ear pierced: yup
do something bad for 2 thousand dollars: yup
go on a cruise: yup
be in the army: already did
Tell the person you loved wat you feel: yup
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You scored as Sniper Rifle, You like sharpshooting. Stealth, accuracy and range are your best friends. So you need sniper rifle (if you don't already have one).

Sniper Rifle


88%

Shotgun


81%

Assault Rifle


81%

Revolver


63%

Pistol


56%

Machinegun


50%

SMG


50%
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What makes you loveable? Your sexiness
What makes you fun? Your positive attitude
What makes you irresistable? Your laugh
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Charlie Kaufman
Charlie Kaufman wrote the screenplays to The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Dangerous Minds, and Being John Malkovich. "Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating." Ok, just because you CAN talk doesn't always mean you should. You're certainly a competent, some might even say gifted speaker. But you're flipping crazy! Please remember, making sense, following some sort of definable logic and explaining things clearly are not bad! Try to make sense once in a while, just to see how it feels.

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Music:

Metallica, Linkin Park, Godsmack, Rammstein, Voltaire, Cradle Of Filth, Ozzy, Kittie, Papa Roach, Otep, Stuck in Kaos, Black Sabbath, Tapping The Vein, Nine Inch Nails, Lacuna Coil, The Beatles, Billy Idol, Type O Negative, Rolling Stones, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Alice Cooper, Van Halen/Van Hagar, Deep Purple, Styx, Santana, Rush, Ted Nugent, Blue Oyster Cult, Kansas, Boston, Damn Yankees, AC/DC, Dave Tieff, Pink Floyd, Slipknot, Children Of Bodom, Mastodon, LAMB OF GOD...

Movies:

um.......action, some comedy, horror, and an occasional skin flick

Books:

Tom Clancy, Laurell K. Hamilton, Robert Doherty, Margaret Weis, Tracy Hickman, and all types of DragonLance books

My Blog

randomness

WHAZZAP MOTHAFUCKAS!!!! just figgered I'd let you all know I'm no longer in Job Corpse... got out because I'm insane... yeah, you all know that already... anyways, just bored, fingered I'd post someth...
Posted by King Asshole on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

Departure

Got the phone call from Morganfield today... I leave for Job Corpse on Tuesday, August 14, 2007.  dunno what time I have to be at the Greyhound station or airport yet, let alone which one I'm usi...
Posted by King Asshole on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

udpating...

got a phone call from Job Corps yesterday... they finally got everything they needed, except for a 250-word essay on why I should be readmitted... knocked that out, with help from Keith (thank you aga...
Posted by King Asshole on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

last few days...

The last few days have been boring as all hell for me... spent Friday the 13th in the ER... shingles... got three different prescriptions for it... anti-viral, steroids, and pain pills... yay... now I...
Posted by King Asshole on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:48:00 PST

last night...

    Last night was interesting... I spent it in jail... accused of printing fake checks, and then constantly being told I'm lying when I know I'm telling the truth... fortunately Jade a...
Posted by King Asshole on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

regarding all those damn lyrics...

I obviously haven't been posting anything except for lyrics... Let's fix that... I've been moving around in this godforsaken town, and now am living with a former co-worker... I'm about to get back in...
Posted by King Asshole on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

more lyrics...

Linkin ParkWhat I've DoneAlbum--Minutes To MidnightIn this farewellThere's no bloodThere's no Alibi'Cause I've Drawn RegretFrom the truthOf a Thousand LiesSo let Mercy ComeAnd Wash AwayWhat I've DoneI...
Posted by King Asshole on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:15:00 PST

lyrics...

Artist--BuckcherrySong--Crazy Bitch Alright!Break me down, you got a lovely face, we're going to your place, now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fucking laid you want me to stay but I ...
Posted by King Asshole on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

lyrics...

I reside in 209, you're in 208,you moved in last friday night, and I just couldn't wait,so I tried to call across the hall to ask you out someday,but a line had formed outside your door, and I was way...
Posted by King Asshole on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

To that unknown woman out there waiting for me...

If you could step into my head, Tell me would you still know me? If you woke up in my bed,  Tell me the would you hold me? Or would you simply let it lie, Leaving me to wonder why I can...
Posted by King Asshole on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:01:00 PST