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Elf Blizzard

About Me

elf blizzard is un-dead.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 09/07/2004
Band Members: Thor Icebringer - Vocals. Hawk Snowbanger - Instrumentation
Influences: All kinds of metal, especially of the black and death varieties. Accoustic camp fire sing alongs. Mispellings of the word "acoustic." Blues. Stoner Rock. Reggae. Hip Hop. R&B. Good ol' Rock n' Roll. Classics. DooWop. Barbershop ensembles. A Cappella. Noise. Winter. Doctor Emmit Brown and Marty McFly. Dungeons and Dragons legend and lore. Land Over Baptist.
Sounds Like: The most brutal snow storm in which the ice and snow rises up from the ground, forming a gigantic snow mammoth which procedes to bludgeon you to death with its icicle tusks. Then it stomps the life out of your body with one swift swipe of its massive ice foot. After devouring you whole, sacrificing your body to the snow spirit, the mammoth slowly returns to the ground from which it came, awaiting its next victim.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Elf Blizzard on Howard Stern.

For those of you that didn't read the bulletin, Howard Stern played Elf Blizzard yesterday on his show. If you didn't hear it, here's the play-by-play:They were playing a bunch of dumb shit people sen...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 20:07:00 GMT

Elf Blizzard for president in 2008!

It's happened. We have begun writing new material. Sounds the trumpets motherfuckers. The new songs will be a) more brutal and uncompromising than before, b) sweeter and sexier than before, c) recorde...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:22:00 GMT

Even more Elf Blizzard news!!!

OK, it's real this time. We are going to have new material out soon. We've been busy so fuck off! It's going to be crazy. That's all. Look for us on a major label sometime in 2007. We are going to be ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:55:00 GMT

Elf Blizzard news!!!

Greetings from the frosty pit of sorrow. Elf Blizzard has been in hibernation for the summer, but will be awakening very very soon! Ideas are in the works for new materials and tracks will begin to be...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 00:33:00 GMT

a big fuck you to everybody on our friend list

thats right bitches, elf blizzard is now fucking pissed off.
Posted by on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 09:24:00 GMT

elf blizzard killed santa

fuck you santa.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Dec 2004 08:36:00 GMT

elf BLOGzzard

alchemist of sorrow. elf BLOGzzard kicks butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 08 Dec 2004 17:59:00 GMT

kev fritz benefit show

elf blizzard is going to be setting up a benefit show for a our friend kevin. he is stuck in china and we need to fly him home. if you would be interested in playnig with the most promising band in ac...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Nov 2004 09:11:00 GMT

Stapp Performing ATM

We are unable to get our new song, Stapp Performing ATM, to work properly. Myspace is a Wasteofspace lately. Too bad to, cause Rolling Stone reviewed the song as follows: The new track from Elf Bli...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Oct 2004 13:14:00 GMT

Tour.

Elf Blizzard will be trying to tour Europe, Australia, and Japan soon, bringing icy snow death to these unsuspecting regions. For this to happen, we need people to pay for our travel, some food, and a...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Sep 2004 08:55:00 GMT