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About Me

I have a strong affinity for good steak, confident women, free t-shirts, and scribbling on paper when I should be paying attention to something. I'm comfortable in front of large crowds, and I enjoy making people laugh. I love a good knock-knock joke, and I think cleavage is the greatest invention in the history of the universe. Anything else you want to know, just ask. This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Confusing People, Rocking Faces Off, Asking Questions, Penguins, Snorting Pixie Stix, Avoiding Ex-Girlfriends, Travelling, Mixing Alcohols and Prescription Drugs, Getting Slapped in the Face, Making up Words, The Rundown

I'd like to meet:

Confident women. Anyone with a story to tell. Stephen King. Ralph Wiggum. And if you'd like to meet me, you can check me out at fundan.livejournal.com

Music:

Tenacious D. Wyld Stallions. The Ned Reyerson Project. Deacon's Easterbasket. The DoWhatNows. Flight of the Conchords.

Movies:

Here's some quotes: "I like pizza, Steve." "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes." "That's just dick-babble." "SAY SOMETHING."

Television:

"You've traveled this far on the back of every mistake, / ridden in dark-eyed and morose but calm as a house / after the TV set has been pitched out the upstairs / window... - From "Antilamentation" by Dorianne Laux

Books:

On Writing - Stephen King, Illusions - Richard Bach, Angela's Ashes - Frank McCourt, American Gods - Neil Gaiman, Lamb - Christopher Moore, The Dark Tower Series - Stephen King, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Official Movie Adaptation.

Heroes:

My father and my step-father. My mother and my step-mother. My siblings. My grandparents. My cousins. People with good hearts.

My Blog

watch out, I got ’Tagged.’

I was tagged by THE crazy sock puppet. No shit. So you're supposed to fill out ten random things about yourself and then "tag" 10 people to do this too...and then say why you tagged them. Y...
Posted by DANgerous on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:35:00 PST

this one I stole from my brother. EAT IT.

1. Your number one on MySpace tells you they're pregnant, what do you do?It really wouldn't suprise me, with all the weight he's gained. ......BURN! 2. Your parents tell you they're going to spli...
Posted by DANgerous on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:05:00 PST

I stole this from a stranger.

10 Random Things About You1: I smell books before I buy them. Not that I've ever come across a foul-smelling book that made me not want to buy it, but you&nb...
Posted by DANgerous on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:39:00 PST

and the award goes to...

2007 Awards 1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR?I'd like to say my brother, but ever since he got a girlfriend and a 'real' job, he's been a little off my grid. So this award goes to myself. Because I drank...
Posted by DANgerous on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:44:00 PST

thoughts on coffee

Things I Love about Coffee:1. THA Buzz.2.The feeling that sometimes I'm moving at an incredible speed.3. The different KINDS of coffee you can get - espresso, ...regular coffee, coffee with sugar, cof...
Posted by DANgerous on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

Stolen from my brother.

1. I've come to realize that, my ex:was someone who - very unexpectedly - taught me a lot about myself. Every single ex I have has taught me something about myself that I somehow didn't know beforehan...
Posted by DANgerous on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:59:00 PST

Drunkey Buffoonery

Got drunk. Tripped and fell in a creek. Lost a cowboy hat. Jacked up my phone, thereby losing all phone numbers and contact info for my phriends. So if you read this and/or my bulletin and feel t...
Posted by DANgerous on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:12:00 PST

I think I've done this before...so go fuck yourself.

The rules are: once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and wh...
Posted by DANgerous on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:35:00 PST

brief thoughts on writer's block.

You ever get to those times in your life where writer's block is less like a wet clay wall you sometimes just have to push through - and more like a literal "block?" Heavy and cool and gray and you ge...
Posted by DANgerous on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

this blog is NOT entertaining.

In about two hours I'm putting in my notice here at work. I'm giving them until the end of the month, and I'm heading up to D.C. for July 1st - 5th. So it looks like I'll be needing a really real job ...
Posted by DANgerous on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST