the wreckage you call queens. |
New York is big, y'all.Here are some things I learned about the City So Nice They Named it Twice:1. There are a lot of unpleasant smells.2. There are also pleasant smells, but they are generally not a...
Posted by scott. on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:20:00 PST |
i was shuffling through the city. |
Today is Day Number One of Super Vacation Week. The little missus and I will be heading to Orlando today, where we will swim and dine in a fancy hotel before waking up incredibly early to be frisked b...
Posted by scott. on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST |
fan mail. |
DEAR SCOTT,Yes?I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH YOUR LACK OF BLOGGING.Understandable. I'm awesome.HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP WITH YOU AND YOUR GOINGS-ON?Oh, wow, I never thought of that. Try talking to m...
Posted by scott. on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:38:00 PST |
look over there! where? |
Oh, poor neglected blog. What have you done to deserve me?I just had almost a whole week off. I celebrated by mostly not leaving the house. Aside from a quick trip to teach the whole of i bar how to d...
Posted by scott. on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST |
sister, i'm a poet. |
I didn't get stuck in a bathroom today.
So that's good.
Posted by scott. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST |
when you turn the knob, the door should open. |
So. I was minding my business as usual. Having just finished urinating, I decided it was time to exit the bathroom and rejoin Molly in the living room for our exciting evening of cleaning. My bathroom...
Posted by scott. on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:29:00 PST |
make me some room at your table. |
Don't worry everyone, my month-long cold is doing fine. It's kind of like a baby, in that it's noisy, it keeps me up at night and I could sell it for a goodly sum. Well, maybe not that last part.
Chri...
Posted by scott. on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:20:00 PST |
i'm an evangelical agnostic. |
I hate colds. Nothing about them makes me happy. Not even the constant sniffling.
On the other hand, I love soda. It tastes so yummy. And it bubbles sometimes. Those are two things that soda has that ...
Posted by scott. on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST |
i hope that your girlfriends wear tight pants. |
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? our closet is not equipped with your "doors." we are not fans of restrictions.2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?&nbs...
Posted by scott. on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST |
every day is the wrong day. |
Chicago was awesome again. I wish I could've stayed longer.
The game was great. James wouldn't let me yell my pro-Dolphin rhetoric, so I was relegated to clapping beneath my seat and trying not to smi...
Posted by scott. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST |
