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two-thousand sEVANS

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About Me

Virgin, bodybuilding, Bass Fishing, Free Jazz Playing, Deer Hunting, Baritone Saxophone Playing, Conservative Repub who only dates exotic women and spends most of his time with a gay guy. TUXEDO TO SPEEDO!

My Interests

improvised music, listening, studying, and playing music, all types of art, reading, thinking, intellectual discussion, politics, lifting weights, taking it out and acting strange, funny faces, cerebral reactions, insecurities, confidence, the outlandish, winking, the thumbs up, the jazz face :-'/ the hair part, wearing suits, wearing hideous garb, pointing, pointing at people, talking to objects, talking to strangers, talking to myself, being single, being not single, weird music, weird sounds, weird music with weird sounds, anything and anyone unique, virtue and morals, bad humor
A PORTFOLIO OF HEAPS "Big-bass angler's are not satisfied with the 2-pound bass that the average weekend warrior brags to his co-workers about catching." - Monte Burke "Big bass fishing is an attitude sport. If your life is in turmoil, so is your bass fishing. If you've got your life together, your bass fishing picks up. - Bill Murphy, "In Pursuit of Giant Bass" THE EARLY YEARS CONCURRENTKONITZ Brad Paisley - I'm Gonna Miss Her
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I'd like to meet:

"There is a great Man living in this Country-a composer. He has solved the problem how to preserve one's self and to learn. He responds to negligence by contempt. He is not forced to accept praise or blame. His name is Ives." - Arnold Schoenberg

Music:

"Beauty in music is too often confused with something that lets the ears lie back in an easy chair." - Charles Ives

Movies:

Pumping Iron, Bruce Almighty, The Pick of Destiny, Zoolander

Books:

Sowbelly-The Obsessive Quest for the World-Record LArgemouth Bass,Arnold Schwarzenegger Bodybuilding Encyclopedia, Militant Islam Reaches America, John Coltrane, his life and Music,Anthony Braxton Triaxium Writings, Orthodoxy (G.K. Chesterton),100 Years of Solitude, Mastering Largemouth Bass, Forces in Motion (the music and thoughts of Anthony Braxton), Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Works of Love (Kierkegaard),Brave New World, The Idiot

Heroes:

Bullhead, the Governator, Trane, Dave Wolak, Ives, Simon Manning, Bob Crupi

My Blog

"Maintain Bottom Contact"

The Astoria Bassmasters have exploded with the jig n' craw this season. Bass Evans alone has produced 2 five pounders, 2 six pounders, and a seven lb., five ouncer on this lunker catching concoction t...
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:09:00 PST

The harmonic shading

Check out my two friends "Charles Evans" and "The Astoria Bassmasters" photos...notice the color of my baritone saxophone, Penny, and the 6 lb. 5 ounce largemouth bass I caught...Striking resemblance....
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:58:00 PST

Project 6 pounds and up!

Get the latest coverage of the Virginia Mission of the Astoria Bassmasters here:www.freewebs.com/astoriabassmasters8 bass between 5 and 6 1/2 pounds!
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

CHECK OUT "TUXEDO TO SPEEDO" VIDEO BELOW!

The long-awaited performance art work from last summer is here!!!
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

Predator

All 30 stages were defeated. it took me twelve hours, on my Tandy Color Computer 3, mid 1980's radio shack game machine (128k, upgraded to 512k with a homemade fan.) it actually took me 20 years, i su...
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST

My first.

Ipod. don't jump to conclusions, my deer readers. it is the size of my thumb! shuffling is a musical experience that is awesome!
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

Innovative Legislation

The following are just some of the innovative legislation I shall propose prior to Charles Leonard Evans's presidential run in 2016, at the age of THIRTY-eight. (100 years after republican candidate f...
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:54:00 PST

http://www.charlesevansmusic.com

check out the website!
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:12:00 PST

Largemouth Bass

Me and Bake Daddy have just returned from a very tough bite on Sandy River Resevoir, Virginia. We awoke at 4:30 am Monday, to beat the heat, and at approximately 6 am we slayed a few beauties. I'm st...
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST

Tuxedo to Speedo piece!

What a relief to be finished! This solo project has literally encompassed my entire summer; composing the background music, lifting, dieting, tanning, and practicing the monologue and posing rountine ...
Posted by two-thousand sEVANS on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:37:00 PST