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Todd

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About Me

I'm full of piss and vinegar. Clowns and dolls scare me. So do little girls in beauty pageants. I like smelly cheese. Sometimes, I smell like cheese. I used to like pirates, but now I'm more into hobos. I don't like fennel or Republicans, although I'm coming around on the fennel. I must have at least one caramel apple every fall, or I will die. I like to say "Deloitte & Touche," because it sounds dirty. Oh, and I'm deathly allergic to beer. Learned that one the hard way.

If you want to contact me nowadays, find me on Facebook.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who have hoses and stuff. And people who get that reference. And Paul Rudd.

My Blog

Stars Galore at Gypsy!

Josh and I celebrated our 7th Anniversary (can you believe it?) this weekend with a fantastic meal at 'inoteca and tickets to see Patti LuPone in Gypsy at City Center.  More on the actual show&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:03:00 GMT

Todd Love Marry

It's semi-official!  As soon as New Jersey makes it legal, Josh and I are going to get married!  As of now, we don't know if it's going to be marriage or civil union, but whatever it is, it'...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:31:00 GMT

Atlantic Shitty

There is no good reason to go to Atlantic City.  None. Josh and I drove down on Saturday to meet my parents and family friends for dinner at T.S.O.P. in the Tropicana.  After what ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:39:00 GMT

How to make a delicious Pimm's Cup...

So, Josh and I have fallen in love with the Pimm's Cup.  It's delicious and refreshing, and it makes me want to put on a seersucker suit, hop a flight to England, and attend a polo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:54:00 GMT

Ann Coulter Can Suck It!

Oh, were you expecting more?  Nope, that's it.  That's all I have to say.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:16:00 GMT